taz going to get hair cut will let you know the rest of the story i know exactly how it went, you just passed out,

TAZ YOU THERE

trophy I am back, I get off at 1PM EST so I was heading home. I guess the possee has tired of bigfoot hunting.

well to begin with you got drunk and passed out, farmcountry didn't have it sighted in correctly and nybowhunter got hooked up with a prostitute and wouldnt leave camp, So i went out with AKA and off we went, the reason i know the tongs and keg weren't sighted in correctly was, AKA is a hell of a shot and he missed him at 35 yrds broadside, do you remember what happened after that or must i continue, PS you notice AKA hasnt been around lately

Well I kind of remember that as farmcntry and I were being dropped of by the cab outside the pen hearing you holler out "Look out, the tongs have boomeranged!", then AKA screaming out in agony as he rolled around on the ground with the ice tongs poking out of his posterior!!! I remember farmcntry rolling me through the gate and then picking up a pony keg we had in reserve and running in AKAs direction to where he was hoping to redirect the bigfoots charge at AKA, then things went black again.

yes you are starting to remember a little but farmcountry looked to me like he was getting the heck out of dodge, he wanted no part of it, you were running toward AKA and farmcountry was running the other way, AKA originally missed with the keg and said to bigfoot well are you going to just stand there or whistle dixie, this pissed bigfoot off he ran over to AKA, AKA tried to grab him in the NUTS* and missed the ice tongs were then taken away from him when they mysteriously were put up his posterior, the hollering you herd was not from me it was from nybowhunter in the cabin with his ******, this starting to come back

trophy I will be honest my next memory is of AKA trying to remove the ice tongs while bigfoot was just getting into a mating postier, the reason it turned out that AKA had missed was because this was a lady bigfoot!!!! I remember AKA being pinned down by her and just as she started to have her way with him, nybowhunter knocked her off of him and proceeded to let her have her way with him as I drug AKA out of the enclosure! The next memory I have is of you running by me dragging AKA out in the direction of her and nybowhunter. The one main question I have for you is where were your pants?

I must tell you I have no knowledge of what transpired with that hunt for you guys as I was being taken advantage of by young Lowanda. She seemed to have enough of me and gave me a map and told me to go try her sister!!!! So I headed towards the map location and to my amazement, AKA had beat me to her. I was a bit jealous and shoved him off the beautiful woman. She was indeed a handful. Much fiestier than the one back at camp!! Now that I think about it, the lights were out and it was pitch black. She seemed excessively hairy!!! See what keg calibrating will do to a man. The disturbing thing is that Lowanda seems to have left camp and neither her or farmcntry or Charlie P whereabouts are unknown.
After shoving AKA off the lady bigfoot which I believed to be a prostitute, I realized by the light that it was indeed a bigfoot. It was far too late by then. I was hers and she wasn't letting go. If you people would be so kind as to grab some ammo and head my direction that would be greatly appreciated!!!
I'm typing this from my laptop while she is bedded down. I hope she doesnt wake u a;sjg;oua;j;jfdsg;lja;gja;lgj;agj;ajg;ljalkja$^&^# $%&$#&$&$&$&%@&@&$&$&$&$&%$&KHKSH:KKHKDHL:KSH:LKSH L:KSH:KSHL:KHKLHKHL:KSHL:KTHIKSOTREIKTY


please hurry!!!

nybowhunter I hate to confess this, but as my memory clears I remember simply tapping another keg, sitting back and video taping the two of you. I just watched the tape again and it sure doesn't look like you were putting up much of a fight!

Would you ??? I'm a team player. I had to take one on the chin for the good of the hunt.