AKA ....any updates ?

Does this mean I should forget about entering my 113" 8-pointer?

Colorado? Is it a whitetail? I thought the next record would be from Canada or the mid-west. There should be a lot of good magazine reading in the off-season.

Scott Meier
White Oak Lodge

HAHA psych! ......it was a joke. im trying to make light of all the record rumors going around. you guys are too gulible!

but i did get a call from a friend in florida. he just trapped THE world record grasshopper. it had a hind leg spread of 2 and 1/32nd inches, a thorax mass of 3 inches even and thorax lenth of 4 1/2 inches. its antenna lenth is well over 3 inches and the spread is an amazing 5 1/4 inches. he hasnt got a measurment on the antenna diameter because he doesnt have the toosl to measure. but he put in a call to the proper officials and there a guy on the way form oregon who should be there in a few hours. he has an acute laser measuring device that will give him an exact measument. at this point, if the antenna diameter is over .045 millimeters, we will have passed teh record by a huge .09875674934th of an inch! ill keep everyone posted!

HAHAHAH! NOT FUNNY!


Tim

We may be gulible, But your an ass, and we can change.[8D]

very good. is it april 1st already?

Thanks for making a great point Eastwood. They seem to spring out of the wood work more than ever this year.

Well i want some updates on this record! Got any pics? What was its final score? Grasshopers are hard for me to get a record with cause i feed them to bass!


Tim

Good luck to your friend. The possibility of getting that record buck is there every time you take to the woods. That's what makes this sport so great!!

I have one thing to say.......you are a Jacka$$! Don't have anything better to do then waste a thread on some joke?