Snort of the Buck Ninja
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Snort of the Buck Ninja
So I was ground hunting the woods of a sweet little WMA in Maryland Eastern Shore. It's a mature hardwood forest that gifted in 1926 for wildlife management. The trees are enormous skycrapers, many so big you can't get your arms around them. I found a great little cluster of trees with an umbrella-like canopy that dropped down around me, so I pressed my back into the trunk. The branches masked me well and provided me with nearly 180 bow-shootable degrees. I wasn't much worried about what was behind me because there was a strong breeze blowing my stink that way. I figured I'd be scent-busted anywhere in that direction. I scrapped away the leaf litter on the ground to provide a silent "pad" for me to stand and pivot on... and I waited. I love the moment when the forest forgets you're there and the critters and crickets start singing again. Aside from spotting a deer, this is my favorite moment in the woods. And I waited. About an hour later, directly behind me, (in the neglected zone) I am startled by a loud, deep sounding snort. It was close, sounding like mere feet away. I didn't move a muscle, just sat there motionless for a solid 2 minutes. I didn't hear anything take off running, so I figured he's still behind me. Ever so slowly, I rotate at the head and waist to locate him. I see nothing, so I slowly turn completely around. There's no buck, no sign of a buck, and I never heard a single twig snap or a single hoof hit the ground. All I heard was that magical snort, and like a ninja he disappeared. I'm amazed how silently deer can move through dry leaf litter and fallen twigs/branches.
I'm not at all dissappointed by this. Today, that buck was the better man, and he let me know it. My hat's off to him and I hope he gets all the doe he can handle.
I'm not at all dissappointed by this. Today, that buck was the better man, and he let me know it. My hat's off to him and I hope he gets all the doe he can handle.