take a dump in the woods?
 

do you take dumps in the woods or do you wait until you are at home?

last year went out one morning and my stomach was all screwed up and i was 45 min from any bathroom and i had to to either go then or i wasnt going to make it so i got down went a few yards from my tree stand about as far as i could make it went to the bathroom crawled back up in my stand and stuck a doe 15 min later thats why i always carry tp with me.

I had a sincere answer here, but after reading your reply to blackhawk_archery's post titled Do you ever wonder., I edited it and am not wasting my time answering any of your questions.

Wow. :nonono2: :mad:

iSnipe

(I have it quoted word for word, plus I took a screen shot of it too, just in case you try and cover your tracks. Anyone want to see? PM me. It got deleted)

Sometimes you have no choice. But I do know it's better to have TP then not have it!

I try and hold off as long as I possibly can, but man, sometimes there's just no stopping it. I bit of tp is a god-send in those situations...trust me, dried leaves aren't all that pleasurable.

I try and hold off untill i get to a bathroom but sometimes you just gotta go. I use to never carry tp with me but now I do always... I've had to on more than one ocassion and probobly will have to again. I've had to and killed deer 20 mins later and I've had to and not see a deer but when ya gotta go you gotta go

Like a wild bear. As I get older the idea of waiting till I get to a restroom doesn't work. While I'm at it, in case I forget skid paper or paper towels, leaves aren't the best option. Wiregrass or other longer grasses, folded is the best. Longleaf pine straw, folded, is ok.

Is that an award winner
 

for a newbies first post.

You wonder today, how many newbies don't make it two years.

reminds me of the bear and the rabbit taking a dump in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit if he had a problem with poop sticking to his fur and the rabbit said no so the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit. Sorry I couldn't help myself.

I have heard this before, but it's still funny as hell! Especially after reading all the posts on the way down. :happy0157:

One time we were hunting a patch of woods snuggled between a small shopping plaza, a golf course, and a neighborhood.So after hunting all morning we decided to go have lunch at the pizza place out front. I did'nt really care for the place but I was out voted. after lunch we headed back in and we decided to do some small pushes. I had the first one so I kept walking to the starting point. My stomach started rumbling, and grumbling, and I knew what was coming so I made a b line for a tree that I knew was down over a stream. I dropped trow, sat with the backside hanging over the tree, and proceeded to answer the call, now it had been like 15 minutes since I left my buds, and they were calling me on the radio to ask if I started yet. When I finished going I realized I had no tp, so I did what any enterprising hunter would do, I used my skinning knife to cut off my skivies and use them for wiping up. After I got back together, I called them on the radio to advise them not to drink down stream :D

I do my best crapping in the woods.

I have before:s1:

I try not to...but when you have to go....

Get back to your roots...It's only natural!
Live it up! Doug

i bring it when the 2 weeks of blackpowder are in..but when we start running dogs i usually only carry my shotgun,shells,radio,and dog leads..but i found an easier solution..wear an old t shirt under all your clothes..then when its time take a pocket knife and cut the sleeves off

tp is the first thing in my pack each year. In fact the best "dump" i ever took was at a camp in the adirondack mountain at a buddies camp. 50 yards behind his camp he built a box with a toilet seat over a hole. And let me tell you, that was the most peacefull "dump" I have ever taken, anywhere

dump in the woods
 

Yes.

While we are on the subject, I'd like to apologize to the hunter that I didn't see until I was done.

LMAO! That one got me rolling! lol

yes...only because I couldn't make it to the outhouse back at camp...sat over a limb from a blow down and didn't realize where my bibs were positioned because I was gonna shart my undies if I didn't hurry...welp needless to say i looked like a fool walking back to camp dragging my bibs and what was left of my t-shirt, and me in just my long john pants....thats the last time I went to Red Lobsters shrimp fest the night before... :)

I always carry TP with me and will not hesitate to use it in the woods if nature demands it.

just when u think u have read it all.

Well i have not personally taken a crap in the woods while hunting yet but i have heard many people do it and that option is better then baring down on a monster 12 point and then your stomach growls and as you look up after asking your stomach what the hell and seeing the deer halfway across the field after hearing it. Good rule of thumb take a hand full of unscented TP with just encase. You never know when crap happens.

I had a buddy wearing coveralls one time and he pulled them down to take a dump. When he was done, pulled them up and walked away. It wasn't until he got back to camp and somebody mentioned to him, that he had crapped in the hood of it! :bash:

Kelpy

On a serious note (as serious as this topic can get) I was at a hunting seminar one weekend and this topic came up with the presenter. He stated that it is not that big of a deal as far as the hunting goes. He said that deer can obviously smell crap and urine but they dont' smell enough to tell that it is human and not some animal in the woods. The moral of the story was that pissing or crapping by you blind will not hurt your chances. Deer smell this stuff all of the time. This guy said that is why he never bought cover scents, if he needed it he could piss on his own boots instead of putting fox piss on his boots. The deer won't know the difference.

I carry two rolls in the truck tool box. Better to have, than have not.

Not only will I poo the woods... I do it in front of fellow hunters and use blaze orange to wipe.

I can personally tell you that TP is a way better option then pine cones......

I have. It's soothing and replenishing. Especially with a cool chill.




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I mean it don't get more peacefull than that. crappin in the great outdoors.

unless its dark... theres sumptin about moonlit asscheeks that creaps me out

We have folger coffe cans filled with tp scattered throughout our land so it doesnt get wet great idea!!!!!

several things I have found out. Every morning about 8-8:30. Its very cold on sensitive parts when its 2deg out and the 2 things I never go hunting w/o, bullets and t/p. Dig a hole with your heel 3-4 inches deep , cover everything back up with the dirt and leaves

All questions regarding this subject should be referred to our resident expert.........Davidmil.

And you always, ALWAYS bring something to wipe with........NO MATTER WHAT!!!

What a crappy topic! LOL
Live it up! Doug

If you need to know what to do when it comes to taking a crap in the woods , this may be of some help...

http://gamescene.com/How_To_Crap_In_The_Woods_game.html

That game was actually pretty accurate, even if it was funny. "No, don't use the forest creatures." Loved that.

On to the matter, technically I have, and it was on a makeshift toilet that I had built. O.o This happened when I was like 12. Had toilet paper stored in my tackle box. Few weeks later however, when I checked my tackle box on the site, a few mice had chewed up all my TP and made a huge nest. This adds truth to the saying: "Look around before you start ****."

My papaw killed two decent bucks two years in a row in Bath Co. Both times he was bare asssed!
I poop in the woods but haven't killed a deer that way yet....

Yes, yes. Bring something to wipe with. Nobody wants a chapped ass while lining a 12pt Buck in the crosshairs. It just aint fun.

Well, I was wondering if anyone else would mention what jerrrstanley said. I was going to suggest that you always lean your rifle against a tree close at hand when answering nature's call. I once shot a deer while still squatting with my backside against a tree.
Yes - I always go prepared because it seems that the excitement that I always have about hunting makes things move - but usually not until I'm in the woods!. :rolleye0011: