take a dump in the woods?
 

do you take dumps in the woods or do you wait until you are at home?

last year went out one morning and my stomach was all screwed up and i was 45 min from any bathroom and i had to to either go then or i wasnt going to make it so i got down went a few yards from my tree stand about as far as i could make it went to the bathroom crawled back up in my stand and stuck a doe 15 min later thats why i always carry tp with me.

I had a sincere answer here, but after reading your reply to blackhawk_archery's post titled Do you ever wonder., I edited it and am not wasting my time answering any of your questions.

Wow. :nonono2: :mad:

iSnipe

(I have it quoted word for word, plus I took a screen shot of it too, just in case you try and cover your tracks. Anyone want to see? PM me. It got deleted)

Sometimes you have no choice. But I do know it's better to have TP then not have it!

I try and hold off as long as I possibly can, but man, sometimes there's just no stopping it. I bit of tp is a god-send in those situations...trust me, dried leaves aren't all that pleasurable.

I try and hold off untill i get to a bathroom but sometimes you just gotta go. I use to never carry tp with me but now I do always... I've had to on more than one ocassion and probobly will have to again. I've had to and killed deer 20 mins later and I've had to and not see a deer but when ya gotta go you gotta go

Like a wild bear. As I get older the idea of waiting till I get to a restroom doesn't work. While I'm at it, in case I forget skid paper or paper towels, leaves aren't the best option. Wiregrass or other longer grasses, folded is the best. Longleaf pine straw, folded, is ok.

Is that an award winner
 

for a newbies first post.

You wonder today, how many newbies don't make it two years.

reminds me of the bear and the rabbit taking a dump in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit if he had a problem with poop sticking to his fur and the rabbit said no so the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit. Sorry I couldn't help myself.

I have heard this before, but it's still funny as hell! Especially after reading all the posts on the way down. :happy0157: