Same here I think about it constantly he really is phenominal he just needs better protection hes so underrated

haha I think about that all the time not that song bu sometimes I get caught up and think about grunting songs

"Why am I out here, I never see any deer?"
"I need a new hobby"
"Ya know I always thought Maryann was hotter than Ginger"
"I could take that squirrel"
"Why did Jimmi Hendrix say excuse me while I kiss this guy?"
"Maybe their all behind me"
" Is Tiger Woods really seeing Jessica Simpson?"
"Time to go, another fruitless hunt:
"Man I can't wait to go again"

"man, backstraps and garlic just may be the perfect combination"

"i wore too many layers, i am hot, a coors original would taste pretty good now"

"crunch, crunch, chew, chew, another squirrel, really?"

this year i couldn't remember an access code for work, i am thinking about it, then it comes to me...its my shotgun, that is the code...awesome, thank you remington!

I wore to many layers Im sweating feel like I just went swimming, O no I have to pee but I hope I can hold it until after dark, crunch crunch its go time O wait no its not its just a squirrel, crunch crunch yes a deer wait no its just another squirrel, is lady gaga a hermaphrodite?, hmmm I wonder how many times my girlfriend is going to try to call me today while im in my stand and leave messages complaining that im not hanging out with her, what if my bottom half of my climber falls Id be pretty screwed, god I hope the farmer doesnt decide to ride the woodline and spread manure rite now, uhh oh I shouldnt have drank that coffee

"I wonder if I can stick this raccoon and not make a sound"

"Nope"

"Why is it no matter what direction I face the wind is still blowing into my face?"

"I wonder what would happen if I tried to jump out of my stand onto this deer"

"How quiet can I **** off my stand?"
"not quietly enough apparently"

"If deer could talk, what would they say?"

Last but not least:

"I knew I should of wore those long underwear; getting drafty"

"I wonder if there are really big bucks out here?"
"I really need to sh!t!"
"I really need to sh!t bad!"
"I cant hold it or I will sh!t my pants"

yep, no deer again.

this sucks

ah man, gotta readjust myself again.

" you gotta be kiddin me... i know I didn't leave my arrows at home"

TRUE STORY

If this was a thread on "things that HAPPENED to me up in a tree stand" I would mention a friend who was sitting quietly when all of a sudden something grabbed his shoulder very roughly. He turned his head to see a huge great horned owl sitting there on his shoulder. He nearly sh*t his pants. :biggrin: