Typical deer hunting husband
05-02-2008, 09:58 AM
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Typical deer hunting husband
After 15 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling . When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on- neglect, lack of intamacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said," This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you make this happen?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, " Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I'm deer hunting!
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said," This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you make this happen?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, " Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I'm deer hunting!
05-02-2008, 11:30 AM
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RE: Typical deer hunting husband
Here's one you might like.
A Diary Entry FromA Wife.
Dear Diary,
I went to meet my husband today for our normal weekly date night. When I got to the bar he seemed rather distant and didn't talk much. I asked him what was wrong he justlooked away and kept quiet. We later went to our favorite restraunt and ate with only a few words being spoke. I know that their is something going on.
Later at home he just watched tv no matter how much I tried to communicate with him. I think I know why he is so distant, there must be another woman.
I went to bed and couldn't sleep with all these thought running through my mind. He came to bed shortly after me but turned his back to me. I reached over and touched him as a final plea to save our marriage, he responded and we made love. He later feel asleep but I could not do anything but think of the other woman stealing my husband from me.
A Diary Entry From A Husband
Dear Diary,
I missed a big buck today, but at least I got laid.
A Diary Entry FromA Wife.
Dear Diary,
I went to meet my husband today for our normal weekly date night. When I got to the bar he seemed rather distant and didn't talk much. I asked him what was wrong he justlooked away and kept quiet. We later went to our favorite restraunt and ate with only a few words being spoke. I know that their is something going on.
Later at home he just watched tv no matter how much I tried to communicate with him. I think I know why he is so distant, there must be another woman.
I went to bed and couldn't sleep with all these thought running through my mind. He came to bed shortly after me but turned his back to me. I reached over and touched him as a final plea to save our marriage, he responded and we made love. He later feel asleep but I could not do anything but think of the other woman stealing my husband from me.
A Diary Entry From A Husband
Dear Diary,
I missed a big buck today, but at least I got laid.
ROTFLMAO
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