Joke - mostly clean
02-13-2008, 04:06 PM
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Joke - mostly clean
A reporter, let's call her "local virgin", wants to do an article on why Indians have feathers in their headsets, so she drives to Mohegan Sun to ask...
She approaches an Indian with 1 feather in his cap and asks why he has only 1 feather?
The Indian replies, me screw'um 1 squaw! The local virgin gasps and moans oh-my!
She approaches a second Indian with 3 feathers in his cap and asks why he has 3 feathers?
The Indian replies, me screw'um 3 squaw! The local virgin covers her mouth in disgust and walks away!
She goes to the chief, who has a full head set of hundreds of feathers drapping all the way to the ground.
The local virgin then asks why chief humpy has so many feathers in his cap?
The Indian chief humpy replies... Me screw'um many-many squaw! The local virgin yells, you pig!
Calmly, the Indian chief humpy replies... Me screw'um pig! The local virgin yells, you snake!
Again, the Indian chief humpy replies... Me screw'um snake. The local virgin then yells, oh deer!
The Indian chief humpy replies... Me never screw'um deer! ***** too high - run too fast!!!!!!!!!
She approaches an Indian with 1 feather in his cap and asks why he has only 1 feather?
The Indian replies, me screw'um 1 squaw! The local virgin gasps and moans oh-my!
She approaches a second Indian with 3 feathers in his cap and asks why he has 3 feathers?
The Indian replies, me screw'um 3 squaw! The local virgin covers her mouth in disgust and walks away!
She goes to the chief, who has a full head set of hundreds of feathers drapping all the way to the ground.
The local virgin then asks why chief humpy has so many feathers in his cap?
The Indian chief humpy replies... Me screw'um many-many squaw! The local virgin yells, you pig!
Calmly, the Indian chief humpy replies... Me screw'um pig! The local virgin yells, you snake!
Again, the Indian chief humpy replies... Me screw'um snake. The local virgin then yells, oh deer!
The Indian chief humpy replies... Me never screw'um deer! ***** too high - run too fast!!!!!!!!!
02-13-2008, 05:27 PM
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RE: Joke - mostly clean
Um, that's a pretty old joke.
And it is probably in poor taste considering this is the deer hunting forum. Maybe in the off topic forum, maybe.
Doesn't bother me any, but I can think of a few members that will be fairly offended by this.
Paul
And it is probably in poor taste considering this is the deer hunting forum. Maybe in the off topic forum, maybe.
Doesn't bother me any, but I can think of a few members that will be fairly offended by this.
Paul
02-14-2008, 05:31 AM
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RE: Joke - mostly clean
Im laughing at the responses the joke is getting. The joke is pretty weak, but I welcome the jokes considering the messages are slowing down, and I'm tired of talking about food plots. I not offended by anything cause I'm not hyper sensetive, oh and because I'm a grown man.
02-14-2008, 11:18 AM
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RE: Joke - mostly clean
I'm glad to see texas8point relized the underlying motive...
But @ least everyone figured out I suck @ telling jokes! I try to keep my talents geared towards hunting - oh boy.
But @ least everyone figured out I suck @ telling jokes! I try to keep my talents geared towards hunting - oh boy.
