Florida Has Become an Innovation State
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Fork Horn
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retrieverman,
Are you saying that you married a Yank? Maine? No offense guys, but I'd rather eat a heap of goohey pooh than to ever step foot in Maine.
Was flipping channels the other day and came across a movie, "The Perfect Storm." I could barely understand what those guys were saying. A bunch of Yankee fishermen who thought they were bigger than life and could take their boat into 40 foot seas and survive. Typical.
Anyhow, I hope all is well in TX, retrieverman. I had an old friend move out there recently and he says that he likes it except for the lack of rain. Dry place I reckon.
Are you saying that you married a Yank? Maine? No offense guys, but I'd rather eat a heap of goohey pooh than to ever step foot in Maine.
Was flipping channels the other day and came across a movie, "The Perfect Storm." I could barely understand what those guys were saying. A bunch of Yankee fishermen who thought they were bigger than life and could take their boat into 40 foot seas and survive. Typical.
Anyhow, I hope all is well in TX, retrieverman. I had an old friend move out there recently and he says that he likes it except for the lack of rain. Dry place I reckon.
#62
ORIGINAL: AntlerAddict07
I lived in Florida for half of my life (until i was 10) and the only kind of wildlife i saw was snakes, junebugs, and fire ants. Florida is nothing but a bunch of dumb hillbillies with no teeth. The midwest is where its really at. Florida is just innovating new stories for jerry springer.
I lived in Florida for half of my life (until i was 10) and the only kind of wildlife i saw was snakes, junebugs, and fire ants. Florida is nothing but a bunch of dumb hillbillies with no teeth. The midwest is where its really at. Florida is just innovating new stories for jerry springer.

#63
ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog
And you sound if you are still 10!
ORIGINAL: AntlerAddict07
I lived in Florida for half of my life (until i was 10) and the only kind of wildlife i saw was snakes, junebugs, and fire ants. Florida is nothing but a bunch of dumb hillbillies with no teeth. The midwest is where its really at. Florida is just innovating new stories for jerry springer.
I lived in Florida for half of my life (until i was 10) and the only kind of wildlife i saw was snakes, junebugs, and fire ants. Florida is nothing but a bunch of dumb hillbillies with no teeth. The midwest is where its really at. Florida is just innovating new stories for jerry springer.



#65
Fork Horn
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From: NY! the middle part
Was flipping channels the other day and came across a movie, "The Perfect Storm." I could barely understand what those guys were saying. A bunch of Yankee fishermen who thought they were bigger than life and could take their boat into 40 foot seas and survive. Typical.[/i]
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Typical?[/b]
Man if you only knew the half of it. I live in New York and this is a very big problem up here in the north. We actually have training in high school so that we don’t make these typical mistakes. This has really become a crisis. I mean every other day you read about people who are mumbling incoherently and hopping aboard fishing boats full of gusto only to end up drowning because they think they are bigger than life.
Just the other day I was trying to stop a group of guys from doing this. They were like “rabble rabble we are from Maine rabble rabble.” And they did it anyways. They just kept yelling things about how they were so tough and they wanted to catch the fish.
The New England states have actually formed a commission due to the regularity of these events. We hope that some day this “Typical” behavior can be avoided but the future doesn’t look good.
TDWW I know what you are doing but in all honesty it isn’t original or very funny. I really wish you didn’t sound like an idiot cause your posts would be mildly entertaining. In their own perverse way they are funny. The funniest part is that you are so full of machismo that you cant even allow yourself to experience America for all its worth. And I know you will post something along these lines
“I don’t care about any other states cause Florida is the best. Yankees people are just gonna die off from their typical boat accidents….blah blah blah
I suggest you find a decent doctor.
RESPECT!
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Typical?[/b]
Man if you only knew the half of it. I live in New York and this is a very big problem up here in the north. We actually have training in high school so that we don’t make these typical mistakes. This has really become a crisis. I mean every other day you read about people who are mumbling incoherently and hopping aboard fishing boats full of gusto only to end up drowning because they think they are bigger than life.
Just the other day I was trying to stop a group of guys from doing this. They were like “rabble rabble we are from Maine rabble rabble.” And they did it anyways. They just kept yelling things about how they were so tough and they wanted to catch the fish.
The New England states have actually formed a commission due to the regularity of these events. We hope that some day this “Typical” behavior can be avoided but the future doesn’t look good.
TDWW I know what you are doing but in all honesty it isn’t original or very funny. I really wish you didn’t sound like an idiot cause your posts would be mildly entertaining. In their own perverse way they are funny. The funniest part is that you are so full of machismo that you cant even allow yourself to experience America for all its worth. And I know you will post something along these lines
“I don’t care about any other states cause Florida is the best. Yankees people are just gonna die off from their typical boat accidents….blah blah blah
I suggest you find a decent doctor.
RESPECT!
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Nontypical Buck
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ORIGINAL: TOPDAWGWOOFWOOF
retrieverman,
Are you saying that you married a Yank? Maine? No offense guys, but I'd rather eat a heap of goohey pooh than to ever step foot in Maine.
Was flipping channels the other day and came across a movie, "The Perfect Storm." I could barely understand what those guys were saying. A bunch of Yankee fishermen who thought they were bigger than life and could take their boat into 40 foot seas and survive. Typical.
Anyhow, I hope all is well in TX, retrieverman. I had an old friend move out there recently and he says that he likes it except for the lack of rain. Dry place I reckon.
retrieverman,
Are you saying that you married a Yank? Maine? No offense guys, but I'd rather eat a heap of goohey pooh than to ever step foot in Maine.
Was flipping channels the other day and came across a movie, "The Perfect Storm." I could barely understand what those guys were saying. A bunch of Yankee fishermen who thought they were bigger than life and could take their boat into 40 foot seas and survive. Typical.
Anyhow, I hope all is well in TX, retrieverman. I had an old friend move out there recently and he says that he likes it except for the lack of rain. Dry place I reckon.
As far as Texas, it can be dry and some parts are, but here in east Texas, we havehad 5 inches of rain this week. Our deer ought to be in great shape if this continues.
#68
ORIGINAL: TOPDAWGWOOFWOOF
retrieverman,
Are you saying that you married a Yank? Maine? No offense guys, but I'd rather eat a heap of goohey pooh than to ever step foot in Maine.
Was flipping channels the other day and came across a movie, "The Perfect Storm." I could barely understand what those guys were saying. A bunch of Yankee fishermen who thought they were bigger than life and could take their boat into 40 foot seas and survive. Typical.
Anyhow, I hope all is well in TX, retrieverman. I had an old friend move out there recently and he says that he likes it except for the lack of rain. Dry place I reckon.
retrieverman,
Are you saying that you married a Yank? Maine? No offense guys, but I'd rather eat a heap of goohey pooh than to ever step foot in Maine.
Was flipping channels the other day and came across a movie, "The Perfect Storm." I could barely understand what those guys were saying. A bunch of Yankee fishermen who thought they were bigger than life and could take their boat into 40 foot seas and survive. Typical.
Anyhow, I hope all is well in TX, retrieverman. I had an old friend move out there recently and he says that he likes it except for the lack of rain. Dry place I reckon.
anyhow i will step back into the grandstands and watch some more.
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Fork Horn
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B&C Wanna B,
Are you attempting to demand respect? Taking a pretty good stab at it? Maybe you would like to hint around at it, in hopes of getting it?
Guys, when I talk about respect, I demand it. Many of you have heard the stories about hunting in North Florida, deep in the bottom wetlands, battling the salty toothed moccasin and the ill tempered alligator - this demands it.
Look, I am sure hunting up there above the Mason-Dixon is a real treat for everyone. Fascinating probably. I imagine sitting in a lazy boy type stand, sipping on a cup of coffee, waiting to take your pick at several deer - that is likely a real challenge for many of you. And you know what? You know what? I am glad that y'all have that opportunity.
HOWEVER, hunting in the deep South takes patience, skill, and athleticism. 320 bench guys. Cranking out reps. Walking in mud up to your knees just to get to the stand BEFORE DAYLIGHT. That's respect.
Again, I am sure the north is a great place and that all of you really have a terrific time hunting up there. Just a real treat.
Are you attempting to demand respect? Taking a pretty good stab at it? Maybe you would like to hint around at it, in hopes of getting it?
Guys, when I talk about respect, I demand it. Many of you have heard the stories about hunting in North Florida, deep in the bottom wetlands, battling the salty toothed moccasin and the ill tempered alligator - this demands it.
Look, I am sure hunting up there above the Mason-Dixon is a real treat for everyone. Fascinating probably. I imagine sitting in a lazy boy type stand, sipping on a cup of coffee, waiting to take your pick at several deer - that is likely a real challenge for many of you. And you know what? You know what? I am glad that y'all have that opportunity.
HOWEVER, hunting in the deep South takes patience, skill, and athleticism. 320 bench guys. Cranking out reps. Walking in mud up to your knees just to get to the stand BEFORE DAYLIGHT. That's respect.
Again, I am sure the north is a great place and that all of you really have a terrific time hunting up there. Just a real treat.


