New Member
02-08-2006, 12:32 PM
#6
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Southwest Ohio
Posts: 10,277
RE: New Member
Dear Mn Deer,
I am in charge of this site. I just want to fill you in on a few requirements for new members.
1.If you have any attractive unattached female friends or family members in the 30-40 year old range please send me their names and phone numbers. If any of them own hunting land or fishing boats, please have them include photos of the land or boat. If you have any unattached female friends or family members who own a liquor store, please feel free to send me their name and phone number even if they aren't attractive.
2.It is a longstanding tradition that we have the wives/significant othersof new members bake cookies for those of us in charge of the site.
If you haveone or the other, please have her prepare 2 dozen sugar cookies (chewy, not crunchy) and two dozen oatmeal cookiesand send them to me.
3.We like to prepare reviews of new members most prized firearms. So, if you have a nice varmint rifle (preferably a Ruger Mark I, 25-06) please send it to meso that i can test the gun and write the review.I should be able to return the rifle to youby mid-Summer.
Welcome to the site and I look forward to receiving your materials.
I am in charge of this site. I just want to fill you in on a few requirements for new members.
1.If you have any attractive unattached female friends or family members in the 30-40 year old range please send me their names and phone numbers. If any of them own hunting land or fishing boats, please have them include photos of the land or boat. If you have any unattached female friends or family members who own a liquor store, please feel free to send me their name and phone number even if they aren't attractive.
2.It is a longstanding tradition that we have the wives/significant othersof new members bake cookies for those of us in charge of the site.
If you haveone or the other, please have her prepare 2 dozen sugar cookies (chewy, not crunchy) and two dozen oatmeal cookiesand send them to me.
3.We like to prepare reviews of new members most prized firearms. So, if you have a nice varmint rifle (preferably a Ruger Mark I, 25-06) please send it to meso that i can test the gun and write the review.I should be able to return the rifle to youby mid-Summer.
Welcome to the site and I look forward to receiving your materials.
