Day 33, I've had enough!
04-26-2006, 12:52 PM
#1
Typical Buck
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Georgia
Posts: 882
Day 33, I've had enough!
Not a sound to be heard today, but you can bet whoopbutt was on the prowl. Well, I've had enough, didn't want to do this, but I'm pulling out all the stops.
I went to the dime store today and bought me one of those little rubber turkeys, now named, Whoopbutt. I bought some needles and a book on incanting. When I got homeI got out my chicken leg bones. He might as well come on out tomorrow and stand before me and pay his dues.
Have y'all ever heard of a screaming gobbler, well there is such a thing, not many, but some do it. Well, when I get thru poking all those needles in whoopbutt (the rubber one), and chanting those incantations over him, then rubbing those chicken bones on him, y'all are gonna hear a true screamer. Bet he'll be heard clear across the US, y'all just listen in the morning.
It's his fault, I've done my part to be fair, now we play by my rules.
dog1
I went to the dime store today and bought me one of those little rubber turkeys, now named, Whoopbutt. I bought some needles and a book on incanting. When I got homeI got out my chicken leg bones. He might as well come on out tomorrow and stand before me and pay his dues.
Have y'all ever heard of a screaming gobbler, well there is such a thing, not many, but some do it. Well, when I get thru poking all those needles in whoopbutt (the rubber one), and chanting those incantations over him, then rubbing those chicken bones on him, y'all are gonna hear a true screamer. Bet he'll be heard clear across the US, y'all just listen in the morning.
It's his fault, I've done my part to be fair, now we play by my rules.
dog1
04-26-2006, 07:28 PM
#8
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 7,437
RE: Day 33, I've had enough!
Man have a big tall glass of Jack on ice and start stickin that rubber ducky....errr....rubber Whoopbutt and pass it some bad Juju! I would start with the eyes with a double pin in each! that way he won't see ya comin'!
Kowabunga dog..........think ya might be loosin it.......toldja I send Bruce your way.....seems you might need Bruce worser than I do!
hehe
JW
Kowabunga dog..........think ya might be loosin it.......toldja I send Bruce your way.....seems you might need Bruce worser than I do!
hehe
JW
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04-27-2006, 08:46 AM
#10
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Harford Co Maryland USA
Posts: 4,966
RE: Day 33, I've had enough!
dog1, I've been following your story on whoopbutt since the beginning and I look forward to reading each days events. I hope you get him before the season ends so we can all have some "closure" over this elusive gobbler. If he doesn't fall this year, think about how he'll be next season!
