Little Johnny
10-20-2003, 12:31 PM
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
" My father' s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer' s really good, he' ll
go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The
teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask
him,
" Is that really true about your father?" " No," said Johnny, " He coaches
football at the University of Texas, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
" My father' s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer' s really good, he' ll
go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The
teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask
him,
" Is that really true about your father?" " No," said Johnny, " He coaches
football at the University of Texas, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
