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Old 10-15-2008, 12:44 PM
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Ah . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.


Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- 'not available'
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released

7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available'
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None
13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available'
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--'not available'
Oh hey listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow.


Who wants to know these things? asked Senator Obama.

Columbo answered:
THE PEOPLE!
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:03 PM
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The mesiah...will have to prove nothing....the above list makes me wonder what he does actually have for documentation!
All the dems...on HNI won't be so happy when they have to check their guns in...
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:52 PM
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The mesiah...will have to prove nothing....the above list makes me wonder what he does actually have for documentation!
All the dems...on HNI won't be so happy when they have to check their guns in...
Hell...I'm lookin' forward to it ! Idiots should not have guns anyway.
What I'm looking forward to is they're gonna get their money taken from them to pay for some parasitic social program of no consequence or effect. All in the name of CHANGE and PATRIOTISM !!! YAY !

oh...am I a racist now ?
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