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Old 02-12-2002, 03:20 PM
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On a cross country trip a plane runs into a terrible storm.
The passengers are screaming as the plane gets pounded by
wind, rain, hail and lightning. They are certain the plane
is going to crash and that they'll perish with it.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and
exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here
and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going
to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there
anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man
starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he
takes off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even
in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of
her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel
like a woman before you die. Are you interested?" Eagerly,
she shakes her head and exclaims, "Yes!" The man hands her
his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."

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Old 02-12-2002, 05:21 PM
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck
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Old 02-12-2002, 06:01 PM
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<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle> lol <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Old 02-12-2002, 06:35 PM
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Old 02-12-2002, 07:41 PM
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to damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Old 02-13-2002, 08:09 AM
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never get tierd of hearing that one...lol
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