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Looking once again, the Walmart job didn't work out

Old 10-10-2013, 07:57 AM
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Sound like your dad??? LOL



Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!
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Old 10-10-2013, 08:20 AM
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Fieldmouse,

That's not funny! It's rude.

You hurt that woman's feelings and those of her children as well.
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Old 10-10-2013, 02:30 PM
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:14 PM
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See what happens when you talk to the customers. Our greeter will only say welcome to Walmart,
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:58 PM
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old joke but still funny..
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Old 10-11-2013, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Wilcam47 View Post
old joke but still funny..
You must not be old yourself...(that's a nice way of saying yer just a kid).I remember when there was no such thing as Walmart.
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:52 AM
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LOL... sounds like Walter (Jeff Dunham's toy).
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Old 10-12-2013, 09:09 AM
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Hntngrl works at walmart......
She posts things on FB....Some funny stuff!!!
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Old 10-12-2013, 09:12 AM
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I gotsta admit....some of he funniest stuff happens at her house....

Like the recent finding of bubba teeth that her daughter left under the couch...LOL!

Makes one wonder what (or who)her duaghter has been doing at Hntngrls house...
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