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Old 08-05-2013, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by dprsdhunter View Post
4pt is so ugly people think he and LBR are twins
I knew someone would cross the line sooner or later

Talk about my mom, my sister, my kids or my wife but when u start comparing me to LBR I may bring down the hammer
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Old 08-05-2013, 07:58 AM
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The Depressed One was so ugly when he was born the doc couldn't decide which end to slap...so he did the sensible thing and slapped his momma.

The Depressed One was so ugly when he was born that his mother tried to keep the afterbirth and throw him away.

The Depressed One's head looks like an old VW Beetle with both doors open.
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:09 AM
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4pt's name is a little misleading, I saw him trying to parallel park this weekend and it was at least a 20 point turn... If not more. Funny part was, you could've landed a 747 in that spot, blindfolded.

Looked like a pre-teen girl fresh from the DMV on her 16th birthday.

I guess what I'm getting at here is that he can't drive.

And it's funny.
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Old 08-05-2013, 10:46 AM
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Talk about my mom, my sister, my kids or my wife but when u start comparing me to LBR I may bring down the hammer
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I've seen that hammer- it's from a kids plastic toy set !!
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Old 08-05-2013, 07:35 PM
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4pt is so ugly............

when he was born his mom said "oh what a treasure " his daddy said "yeah lets go bury it"

4pts a perfect example of why some animals eat their young

4pt was so ugly as a baby his mom breast fed him through a straw....
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Old 08-06-2013, 10:03 PM
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Do ya'll know the difference between The Depressed One, 4 pt, and Big John?







I don't know either.
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Old 08-06-2013, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Big John View Post
Talk about my mom, my sister, my kids or my wife but when u start comparing me to LBR I may bring down the hammer
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I've seen that hammer- it's from a kids plastic toy set !!
I'm sure at his age it's probably a Nerf Hammer !
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Old 08-06-2013, 11:58 PM
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Big John is so old his birthday cake looks like a forest fire.

LBR, when the Good Lord put teeth in your mouth, He ruined a perfectly good @rsehole, but He knew you'd live up to His expectations anyway!

When 4pt's parents posted his birth announcement in the paper, They printed it in the obituaries.

Psylocide, the zoo called and the baboons want their butts back, you'll have to find a new face.

thundermug, everyone has a right to be ugly, buy you've abused the privilege.
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Old 08-07-2013, 04:27 AM
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Any one know the difference between LBR and that guy called Metro ???




I hear people liked metro. :happy 0157:
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Old 08-07-2013, 04:29 AM
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How do you get LBR out of a tree ?


Wave to him
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