If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer, you might live in Pennsylvania.


If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Bradford is the 20 coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Pennsylvania

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Pennsylvania .

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Pennsylvania .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Pennsylvania cause you're all so damn friendly.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, cause he wears a hardhat you might live in Pennsylvania

If you have worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka at the same time, you might live in Pennsylvania .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, or if you are in church and your priest or minister asks you to pray for the STEELERS, and wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. Kickoff, you might live in Pennsylvania .

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Pennsylvania

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Pennsylvanian WHEN:
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1. 'Vacation' means going up north past I-80 for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours.
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3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
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4. You often switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again.
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5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
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6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
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7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked.
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8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
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9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
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11. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and road construction.
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12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
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13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
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14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
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15. Down South to you means MORGANTOWN W.V.
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16. A critter is something you eat.
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17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his NEW FORD F150.
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18. You go out to a fish fry every Friday and bingo every Wednesday.
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19. YOUR 4TH OF JULY PICNIC WAS MOVED INDOORS DUE TO FROST.
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20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
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21. You find 0 degrees 'a little chilly.'

22. Deer hunting carry's more relegion than church.
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23. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all our Pennsylvania friends
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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

at's funny as I have thought or dome most of those things

I have gone from heat, to ac and back to heat again, within 24 hours, many times.

God, I'm sooo from PA, Bradford and all.

Here's a PA regional thing:

In eastern PA we call it soda, in western PA you call it pop.

BTW, our priest asked us to pray for the eagles during the playoffs this year. How true!

I am from central PA. We call it soft drink.

I'm from western PA we call it Beer.

funny, thats the same list i have seen about NY, and Wisconsin, and Ohio, ect...

Funny