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Dnk 02-24-2007 10:16 AM

And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 
Sitting together on a train and travelling through the Canadian Rockies were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek. The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.

Hotburn76 02-24-2007 10:36 AM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 
I am pretty sure I have heard that before, but it is still funny!!!

Rebel Hog 02-24-2007 10:48 AM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 
That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!:D

Dnk 02-24-2007 10:50 AM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 

ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

That's because the Canadian was Gay
Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Rebel Hog 02-24-2007 10:58 AM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 

ORIGINAL: Dnk


ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

That's because the Canadian was Gay
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
To each his own.......Ducky!:D:D:D





Pydpiper 02-24-2007 11:07 AM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 
You guys are too much!! lol

shewe 02-24-2007 01:45 PM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Hotburn76 02-24-2007 02:01 PM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 

ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!:D
Ouch! Sucks when you have a good joke and someone can flip it on ya!:D



Rebel Hog 02-24-2007 02:05 PM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 

ORIGINAL: Hotburn76


ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!:D
Ouch! Sucks when you have a good joke and someone can flip it on ya!:D


Nyuck.......Nyuck........Nyuck


Rebel Hog 02-24-2007 02:10 PM

RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
 
Hey Jason, what have you and Don have going?






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