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Sitting together on a train and travelling through the Canadian Rockies were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek. The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.
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I am pretty sure I have heard that before, but it is still funny!!!
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That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!:D
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ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog That's because the Canadian was Gay |
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ORIGINAL: Dnk ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog That's because the Canadian was Gay  |
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You guys are too much!! lol
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!:D |
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ORIGINAL: Hotburn76 ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!:D  |
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Hey Jason, what have you and Don have going?
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ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog Hey Jason, what have you and Don have going?
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ORIGINAL: Hotburn76 ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog Hey Jason, what have you and Don have going?
 Youse A HooT! |
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Hey we fought a Civil war fer less than that![:o][:-]:D
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you guys keep it to pm's please,this warm feeling is makeing me sick and uneasy....
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ORIGINAL: ranger56528 you guys keep it to pm's please,this warm feeling is makeing me sick and uneasy.... ;).
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Reb, you're a bad, bad man!:)
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:Dmental note to self........stay off tha trains, esp in CANADA....[8D]:D[8D]:D[8D]:D[8D]
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ORIGINAL: Dnk Reb, you're a bad, bad man!:)  |
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its on a rope and my backs against the wall....[:o]:D.
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ORIGINAL: ranger56528 its on a rope and my backs against the wall....[:o]:D. I do not understand it hunting season is over and we are all having way to much fun!!! Shouldn't we all be depressed or something?!?! |
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I could tell you my life history if you want to get depressed.....O-wait,that would just make you feel better...........besides we get to serious during huntin season......
Tonto,, were are you I droped my pistol and my back is against this rock..O Tonto were out thou........... |
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ORIGINAL: ranger56528 Tonto,, were are you I droped my pistol and my back is against this rock..O Tonto were out thou...........  |
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ROTFLMAO good one Reb....Still LMAO
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