A while back we had a list of "Favorite Sayings" made by forum members. You really had to be here at the time, as the old saying goes, but some of these classics bear repeating. Feel free to add your own, refresh my failing memory, or just read and chuckle. Here's a few I can recall, in no order whatsoever:

Dnk: "Tarted up Shafts" [custom home brew arrows]
Green Pea: "Tucked in for a dirt nap" [feral cat problem]
" :" Where the roof don't leak" [another forum when we all had
problems here]
Hotburn76: [signature line, stolen from me and modified]
Myself: "You guessed er, Lester"
Htoler: [help Henry]
10 pt: [help Randy]

Sorry, memory is shot, but at the time this went on for a couple of pages, thought I'd recall more than I can, but ya'll watch my bud's pick up my slack, lol.

Can't remember who said it but it was....

"Youns are going to run me off, Youns have done it to others!"

And yes, I love my sig line, sister is going to have to not be shy this summer....

DNK

He may have quoted it alot, but i don't think it was him.

Here ya go..

Smoke: "calf ate the cabbage"
10pt: "There it was,...gone."
Tree Rat: "dropped the 85 year old lady"
DJH: "Any day above ground is a good day!"

from my vertical bow days when someone was holding too many pounds for him........look at him shaking like a hound dog trying to s@#t out a peach pit. poor accuracy.....can't hit a bull in the arse with a surfboard.

Good list you got going.
My little boy would warn me when I washed his hair not to get "Sham and Poo" in his eyes. My wife and I still laugh at that one.

Took the kids down the street fishing,little boy and girl,he was doing
ok and afterawhile she said Mr.Marty could I have a hop-grasser for
my hook to!she was five at that time.

"wher gonna needa bigger boat"

How about "I was just asking if you knew if there was anything going on" LOL!