My Hogless Hunt
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Nontypical Buck
Joined: Feb 2006
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From: arkansas
Lots of little things not in my favor. The place was flooded, there were only two stands xbow useable, pigs were coming out about dark til 10 pm, and the lights w/ red lens they gave us weren't enough to see any thing but cross hair in Varizone. Took one 30 ydshot at a bobcat, cut a little fur off its belly, no blood thankfully. Had one shot w/ .223 but it was a sow w/ litter. Saw yotes too far, turkeys a week to early, fox, skunks, ect. I did get a real nice free hat, LOL that I got about $400 in, and I'd go back tomorrow if I had my own light. My 2 rifle totin buds got 1 hog total, so I don't feel too bad, and I found the arrow I shot at the bobcat, Slick Trick not even dull!! Only 160 miles from me.
#2
So you would go back and hunt there again? What is price per day or how many days per hunt? Were there any big tusked hogs or just meat hogs? Hey you will get'em.
#7
Awshusks, your story reminds me of this one!





Fish cost a fortune. Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"






Fish cost a fortune. Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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Nontypical Buck
Joined: Feb 2006
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From: arkansas
That's ok guys/gal[hi cat]. I can take it as well as give it!!LOL besides hogs open here on 4/8 so I can hunt these Arky piggies, which are a little dumber than their Texas kin, as they don't get the pressure here. Got my Zwickeys today, gonna field test them soon, mmmmmmnn baked rooster!!!
#9
Rebel, great joke, I had to drag my wife over to read it.
Awshucks, ya got to do better or we are going to tie you to a rail, tar ya and run run your butt into a zoo so you don't suffer from toxic hunter build up!!!!!!!!!!!! yeahaw.......... LOL Sorry for the out burst! I thought I should straighten you out before Squirrel does!
Awshucks, ya got to do better or we are going to tie you to a rail, tar ya and run run your butt into a zoo so you don't suffer from toxic hunter build up!!!!!!!!!!!! yeahaw.......... LOL Sorry for the out burst! I thought I should straighten you out before Squirrel does!
#10
Hey awshucks, lol...hheeehehee trying to type...not doing good...giggling too much,,,thank god for the back space button.... just wanna know how whatchaget when you divide zero by 400 or is that 400 by zero ...hhehehehehehehee sorry!

Sounds like me when I was young with girls!!! ok,ok that was uncalled for lol. Oh I am sure it will me my turn soon enough!
Seriously though, did you have fun? Who was there and was it all serious?


Sounds like me when I was young with girls!!! ok,ok that was uncalled for lol. Oh I am sure it will me my turn soon enough! Seriously though, did you have fun? Who was there and was it all serious?


