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Old 10-11-2003 | 09:38 AM
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Default how do I keep the wife and kids out of the Jerky?

I made some jerky yesterday and went to get some this morning and asked " Where is all the Jerky?" My wife said " What' s left of it is in the small ziploc on the counter." I thought she was kidding......LOL
Her and the kids stayed up watching TV and had a Jerky-fest....LOL

I guess I am going to have to start making bigger batches.
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Old 10-11-2003 | 11:21 AM
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PC, I have the same problem as you. Last year I made about 10 lbs of goose jerky. My 12 year old and his buddy got into it and ate 5 lbs worth. They left one stick in the bag thinking that they did not " eat it all" . I also had some real good horse jerky(yes, horse) and that all went too before I could hide it. So now, I put it all in a bag inside a bag, label it with something they don`t like, then put the whole thing in a bread bag at the bottom of the freezer. Seems to work for me.
Good luck in solving your little " problem" .

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Old 10-16-2003 | 10:06 PM
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make it hotter, if you like hot things and they dont, thats what keeps some people away from some of the jerky i make
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Old 10-17-2003 | 09:14 AM
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Talk to a good lawyer this may be grounds for the D word. Or look at as you make some darn good jerky
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Old 10-18-2003 | 11:55 PM
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Default RE: how do I keep the wife and kids out of the Jerky?

Use the gun safe
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Old 10-28-2003 | 03:48 PM
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Default RE: how do I keep the wife and kids out of the Jerky?

Sounds like ya got a good recipe, mind sharing it? I about to make my first batch in the next day or two.
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Old 10-28-2003 | 08:00 PM
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Add some " Da Bomb' s ' Final Answer' " to a few strips. Place these strips of jerky on top of the rest inthe bag. your jerky problems will be permanently solved...

Jalapeno peppers have an S.U. rating of 6,000-8,000.
" Final Answer" has an S.U. rating of 1.5 million!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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also:http://shopping.netledger.com/app/site/site.nl/site.ACCT89406/mode.items/sc.2/category.9/.f
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Old 11-01-2003 | 03:38 AM
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PC: a friend of mine had a problem with everyone on the loading dock getting into his redman chewning tobbaco.so one day he made sure everyone was watching,he took a half pack walked over to the coke machine,pulled out the old lizard [&:]and took a tinkle into the pack and close it up and put it back into his pocket.one asked what he was doing??????he said keeping it moist.[][X(]....
that was the end of them getting into his chew!!!![&:][&:]

give it a try,who knows it might work[>:][>:]
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Old 11-28-2003 | 07:56 PM
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A good cook likes to have his work eaten.
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Old 12-05-2003 | 10:53 PM
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Default RE: how do I keep the wife and kids out of the Jerky?

pork chop you should make a special batch just for them and hide the good stuff!

When i mean special i mean hair curling I think someone just ---- in my mouth bad. that way they'll learn to only eat your jerky when your eating it.
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