If you dont show up at your local archery shop for a week, and they send you a get well card.

if you all your dvds are bowhunting stuff
if you buy your wife a bow for her birthday
if you remember your first bow kill but not your first marriage annversity
if you are offered a job at a bow shop that is family owned
if a 3d target is named after you
if you see a forest on tv, you start looking good ones for a tree stand
you fast forward the movie 'delieverane' to the bowshooting part
if your wallpaper is papertargets clued together
if you name your first child (girl) Penny Sasha-Eva (PSE)

Lol!! This is funny stuff!

you might be a bowhunter if your friends praise you and not mock you for your fast penetration and a quick exit.

your might be a bowhunter if when you fish it has nothing to do with a rod.

you might be a bowhunter if your form of fishing isn't catch and release.

Thats good.

Better yet, you name your daughter Fred.
and second child Bear.

you might be a bowhunter if your wife is proud of your quick exits.

you might be a bow hunter if you don't cut your lawn for a month because your still hoping to find that one arrow that got away.

" " if you're glad the head of your shaft cuts on contact.

Now that is funny. too true, but funny.

you might be a bowhunter if you get a Woodie at the archery shop. (the stabilizer)

or you have a woodie whenever you shoot your bow.(stabilizer i hope)