RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

If you've ever climbed down from a tree just to pee... then climbed right back up!

If to you bringing a horny one home doesn't require alcohol...

If you’ve ever signed up for a 6 year hitch in the Army just to hone your map reading skills…

If you've ever avoided the dog for fear of smelling like a predator...

If you've ever got out of bed 30 minutes before your alarm clock went off at 0-dark-30 on a snowy December morning and gotten dressed outside behind your truck...

If your most expensive suit and tie is a scent lok bug tamer 3d leafy jump suit and 30 feet of bow pullin' rope...:D

And finally...

If you're reading this thread, laughing your butt off, and thought to yourself - well that aint so bad ... You might be a bowhunter! Good Post Bowdacious!

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

Ditto.



If you read a book where the sentence 'given the shaft' and you think what brand and length

If your wife finds bowhunting magzines and a jar of vaseline in the bedroom

If your wife says she said she is going to have a boy, and you think she said she is going to have a bow

If you lost your shaft in a bush, you don't have to make much effort nor beg to get into it

If your wife as to bribe you with a bow just to have a child

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

Hazcon , you are the genuine article

Now thats not only funny , but most of us can seriously relate

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

If EVERYTHING that moves has imaginary rings over the vitals, you guesstimate distance and shot angles.
If said imaginary targets above remain still long enough, you pace off the distance to see if you were close.
You've poked yourself on field points when digging for change in your pocket.

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

If your wife likes it when you use fresh earth scent wafers in your truck instead of air fresheners. If when you go to a U2 concert, you are estimating the range of the performers on the stage (true story).

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

red hawk that was so funny

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

LMAO very funny fellas

If your idea of landscaping is 3-d Targets and hay bales

Your wife gets one room in the house to decorate, everything else is camo, mounts and antlers

Your sons first two words are buck and daddy in that order (true story)

Your telephone pole has a tree stand on it (phone company's frown on this :))

Your deck was strategically placed for archery

The roof of your house has footprints all over it

The thought of BIG BUSH......excites you

All your sick days vanish in November

before your kids are potty trained.........they can rattle !

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You might be a bow hunter if you ever dreamed of a 5 yr old with a massive rack..

You might be a bow hunter if you didn't even think of jail time when you read that last one!!

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You may be a bow hunter if work is just an inconvenience between hunts
You feel funny when your not at least 15 feet high.

RE: You might be a bowhunter IF........
 

... and -- if like me, and you work in outside sales -- you've ever been on an important conference call on your cell phone with the sound muted 25 feet up a tree! (Note to employers: Don't schedule conference calls during November!) ;)