"Well officer I'am sure its an elk!!!!!! I mean just look here in my Swedish elk hunting guide, now look here at this picture in the bottom of the page and tell me this ain't an elk."

lol thats funney, I guess confuseing a moose with an elk is better than confuseing a pack mule with and elk.[:-] Then again it might not be. That would go something like this!!!!

"yes sir that was a good shot and you can tag it with your elk tag too, but just to let you know this here elk costs a additional $2000 becsuse its such a rare trophy. I do accept a check or credit card though and cash is just fine too, now first let me get my pack saddle off and you can go about your business....