When do tomatoes come out of their dens?
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From: Watsontown Pa USA
<font color=green>I guess only Big John can tell us,if he will?Also,what is the color of their winter coat?Do they shed?
MM/Willyp/Wounded Weenie</font id=green>
MM/Willyp/Wounded Weenie</font id=green>
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Nontypical Buck
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From: Vinton VA
Hey welcome back! I saw this post, and didn't reconize the poster! It is getting close to the 3rd semi-anual tomatoe plantation stick and cotton ball hunt! Glad to see you back around.
TAKE YOUR KIDS HUNTING AND YOU WON'T BE HUNTING FOR YOUR KIDS
TAKE YOUR KIDS HUNTING AND YOU WON'T BE HUNTING FOR YOUR KIDS
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From: Pa.
Oh Noooooo- Circle the wagons... Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes... The heck with antler restriction, anyone comes close gets it... Damn the torpedos, full steam ahead... I'm gonna need help here, I smell an attack coming!!! Load up the cotton gun honey.
#4
Woohooo.......The King Wounded Weenie returns!!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> Still have that hatchet?<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
5-SHot has been hard at work testing broadheads to determine which has the best Stick breaking force and the one that will give us the best Katsup trails!
(Still can't quite come up with a good combination of cutting diameter and penetration for cotton balls though......they're tough little buggers.)
Tomatoes grow a white winter coat normally in PA, but with the mild winter they've been forced to remain holed up do to lack of snow cover........BLT's on the hoof if they poke their heads out on BJ's plantation anytime soon!
How ya been MM?........Longhair71? Do we have a Longhair71 on the invite list at the Plantation Big John!?
5-SHot has been hard at work testing broadheads to determine which has the best Stick breaking force and the one that will give us the best Katsup trails!
(Still can't quite come up with a good combination of cutting diameter and penetration for cotton balls though......they're tough little buggers.)
Tomatoes grow a white winter coat normally in PA, but with the mild winter they've been forced to remain holed up do to lack of snow cover........BLT's on the hoof if they poke their heads out on BJ's plantation anytime soon!
How ya been MM?........Longhair71? Do we have a Longhair71 on the invite list at the Plantation Big John!?
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From: Pa.
There's a " list " allright... but not an invite list Matt. Wow!! is it the third annual bowhunt for tomato's allready, I can't believe I've put up with you scoundrels this long. And the things that happened... Wounded weenie's ole lady throws him out- Matt/Pa overdoses on perogies- 5 shot has to hire someone that can hit an orange with a bow n arrow, Arctic is found froze with a bear chewin on him, arrow stickin out the bears rear- Robb turns into a building contractor- HCU must've left the country- HC#1 is lost out west somewhere bowhuntin trophy bucks- Frank is found in a BowTech shop with eye's all glazed over- Wimp gets a woman and a new Ford truck, and has to buy a house with a white picket fence and his check book is now depleted- Doe finds a buck and is holed up in a thicket somewhere.... Did I forget anyone?????
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From: Vinton VA
Hey, I can hit an orange, I just put it right in front of the arrow! You all better be careful, mrs 5 shot gave me "permission" to get a new bow, and when I do look out! No stick, tomatoe, cotton ball or big ulgly big john looking ape will be safe around me!
TAKE YOUR KIDS HUNTING AND YOU WON'T BE HUNTING FOR YOUR KIDS
TAKE YOUR KIDS HUNTING AND YOU WON'T BE HUNTING FOR YOUR KIDS
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From: Pittsburgh PA
Depleted checkbook is right Big John. I am going to have to apply for a guide/ranch hand job at the plantation rather than shelling out the big bucks for a guided hunt. <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>
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From: Pa.
Welcome back HCU, Mr 4 pt- "ugly ", I'll have you know I'm a chick magnet and your still on the "list", wimp yer hired- any of these so called stick hunters show up, let em have it with the cotton cannon. Let Matt/Pa through the gate, I doubt he can hit anything with that new bow anyhow, I heard he took lessons from 5er.


