Poop Talk 101
 

I cant help but laugh while I type this.
You know the moment..... your body is like a clock. At 8am every morning, your wife can be sure to find you on your thrown. What happens when your 25ft up in the air and 8am comes around....when you gotta go, you gotta go.
So to keep that from happening, do you take anything before headin from home?? Like a little Omodium?? Pepto??
If your a Deer hunter and you say "thats never happened", your lyin :)


AllenC

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Well...ive only had to do #2 one time while hunting and luckily I was hunting on the ground. Just take a few minutes before you leave and relax on the pot<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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&quot;No hunter can say they never hade to go out in the woods.&quot; thats a good quote. Its only happened to me once.

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The only problem there is, if you go at 8 but don't get up until 8:30.
I find once your outside your body usually resists the urge until you hit the heat again.
However there's always that one cup of coffee too much or that day old lunch your carrying....'nuff said. I'll add this, wear old underwear.

LOL at ya Straight shooter, nice way to spoil a hunt.

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wake up earlier so the coffee has time to work. If not, carry extra pair of gloves.

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I have found the cure. While you are still at home put on every piece of clothing you have and after you put on the last piece and button up, then you will have to go.

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I usually bowhunt every afternoon. Being blessed with a tiny bladder, I try not to eat or drink anything after 10 am. If I am hunting all day, I won't eat or drink anything after 6pm the day before. No breakfast, no coffee, just Ricola cough drops to keep my mouth from drying out. I can stay out all day without ever having to go to the bathroom. It beats trying to pee in a bottle while twenty feet up when your a girl!

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WONDERFUL TOPIC- YOU CAN SURE TELL WENT THE HUNT SLOWS DOWN...I HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME....I DON'T GO OVER 20 FEET IN THE TREE<img src=icon_smile_shy.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> AND I'M NOT AN 8 O'CLOCK PERSON EITHER.
AS NUB SAYS ABOUT THE GETTING UP EARLIER AND HAVING COFFEE AND BREAKFAST EARLIER USUALLY WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. I ACTUALLY DON'T DO MUCH TREE STAND HUNTING IN ALASKA BUT I CAN NOT RECALL HAVING THE PROBLEM IN THE PAST.

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I have a different cure. I eat the same breakfast year-round.......whether I'm hunting or not, promotes regularity!!!. 1/2 cup oatmeal, 8 oz. juice, 8 oz. milk and STRONG coffee. I need to answer nature usually before I leave the camp area, but if that fails, and since I have to drive 45 minutes to my parkihg spot, I often need to hit the &quot;tree-comode&quot; before I make it to the stand. The key ingredient is the STRENGTH of the coffe. It can be adjusted to your own compression ratio!

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as I've told my friends... the woods seems to be the best laxative I've ever tried.....as soon as my feet hit the leaves, 9 times out of 10, I've got to go LOL
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i try to go before i leave the house. the worst is having to go when your 20ft. up in a climber. no where to go fast.

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My side is hurtin from laughing so much. Im not laughing at you, I am laughing with you. Did the two pairs of glove thing and came out with one on Sat. That is what made me think of this topic. I ruined that stand location for months maybe years to come <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>

Come on I want to hear somemore stories. This topic has been read more than 174 times and only 12 or so replies. Come on now, dont be shy <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.


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Usually try to do it before leaving home, you know force it! But twice now, once on the ground and once in a stand...uh, oh! So down you climb or further back you go and like a good soldier you cut your hanky in four pieces or tear your under shirt!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Unfortunately for me it isn't a matter of IF I'll have to go, it is WHEN? Most times I go right near the truck. I have to stay away from coffee and eat very small breakfasts.

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It happens to me about every morning while on stand. Beings that I am only in my mid 20's, I haven't really regulated myself. It can be now or 36 hours from now. I never know. But when I come home without any underwear on the wife gets one heck of a laugh, because she knows where they are!!

But I got a good story on this topic! This story came from a friend that had this told to him at work. I can't remember names, but oh well.

A guys was walking out to his stand and nature called. So he made a slight detour so he could make a pit stop and not disturb his hunting area to much. He made his stop and managed to get his coveralls and everything down on time and did his thing. He then redressed and headed to his stand. On the way he kept smelling something, so he stopped and checked his shoes to make sure that he didn't step in it and nothing. He checked everything and couldn't find it. But to not loose the morning of hunting he climbed his stand and hunted for a couple of hours. The whole time he was smelling it, kept checking here and there and never could find anything. Finally it was time to head back to the truck. On his return to the truck, he shed his coveralls. As he picked them up to put them in the truck he noticed the smell coming from them. Upon further inspection he found the surprise in the hood of his coveralls.



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I always have a STACK of napkins from the fast food resturaunts in the glove box of the truck. Saved more t shirts and underwear that way. I can usually wait until after the morning hunt, but it is fairly often that I am in the fence row between the morning and afternoon hunts. A 2 lb coffee can holds a roll of TP just about right. I have one in the boat, but have never managed to get one in the truck.

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HOLD IT!!

&quot;Enjoy and respect the great outdoors;
Teach our kids the same, someday they'll thank us for it!&quot;

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There are just some things even I won't discuss on the internet.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> If you're in my woods just be careful where you sit and don't kick that big pile of leaves.

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I can honestly say that I have neverr had to go #2 while hunting, but I do have asmall bladder and have to watch how much I drink as I have had to climb down before and try to be as quitet as possible. Needless to say, I didn't see anyhting that day. I learned what I need to do to make sure my body cooperates and just follow those rules.

On the other hand, my brother-in-law has to go EVERY time we going hunting (pheasant, deer, etc.). I was joking that I was going to get him that picture in Cabela's of a guy squatting with his gun just out of reach as a few deer pass by. About a month later he said that the same scenario actually happened to him and all he could do was watch. I could not stop laughing for 3 days.

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PLEASE......Someone tell me how to post a picture on here.... The picture I have is of a tremendous mule deer my grandfather shot.....I am not joking! he shot it while taking a #2 .... back in 1949....he says if he would'nt have been squatting in the sage brush the monster would have never walked out! :) I think you all would enjoy taking a look at this world class animal.... and it all happenend do to the call of nature. I guess that makes my grandfather luckier than POOP!

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THE WAY YOUR GETTING ALL EXCITED COOLERPUP I AM STARTING TO THINK YOU GOT A POOP FETISH. I USUALLY GO THRU A COUPLE PAIR OF GLOVES A YEAR.

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Paper towels. Don't leave for the woods without 'em but I usually dump before I leave.

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I rarely have to go in the woods. Working nights, I usually have to go at night, but I'm not really a regular guy, so it can happen at any time, but usually every 36-48 hours.

Never EVER go into the woods without a roll of TP in your pack.

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Had it happen twice. I always carry TP with me to the stand and have a reserve supply in the truck...you never know. First time it hit me I was knee deep in snow. That log was really cold and I thought I would never get all those layers of and out of the way in time. Had a doe walk right by about five minutes afterward too! Second time happened at the truck. My luck, I had already layered up and had to beat feet into the brush. I felt like Tarzan hanging off a birch tree to avoid the &quot;Hood&quot; mess. IL_BOW_MAN That was nasty!

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DS2, fetish....no way....just it seems everytime I step inot the woods at some point it hits me. This last time I was up in the stand before it hit me....NOT GOOD 20 ft up.
Got down from the stand undressed, di my thing, started to get dressed again, and I had peed in my bibs........the Deer and everything else in the woods heard me cussin that day. Well I did the next best thing.....since they werent actually going to be against my skin (gross), I sprayed alot of scent-away in them <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
I usually take tiolet paper, but when I left the house, I had the feeling I was forgeting something.....and at that special moment, I knew what it was.


AllenC

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I just got to my post at sunrise and was setting up against a tree. About 10 minutes later the call came. I didn't want to do it there, so I went 50 yards away near a heavy thicket. I left my jacket and the ammo in my jacket at my post but took my loaded 20 ga. shotgun with me. I finished and stood up and all of a sudden a big doe blasted out of the thicket. Since I didn't have a doe permit, I watched it go. I looked back into the thicket and saw another deer coming out of it. It turned out to be the biggest 10 point buck I have ever seen. I fired three round to bring this biggie down.

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A Few simple rules:
1 - we always carry a roll or two of TP in the truck
2 - we always put TP in a zip lock bag and carry it with us

Maybe that's why I have brown eyes.....am I that full of it ???? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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make sure of the leaves you use also. when i was a kid like about 7 or 8 i found out the wrong way. I HAVE NEVER MADE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. by the time it was gone i was itching over half my body. it is amazing the things you rember as a kid like when you ticked the old man off. More amazing he dose not rember a thing.

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That's happened to me plenty of times while sitting on stand.Ive become good at squeezing real tight,and riding it out till quitting time.

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I carry toilet paper in the fanny pack just in case .I usually go before the hunt , but sometimes the exictement of the hunt causes me to Double Dump.

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I have some advice.I heard about someone that had to go while in a duck blind.He got out and was gone for a few minutes and came back and everyone said he was rank.He walked around a few minutes and couldn't figure out why he smelled like s#%@t.Then finally someone noticed his coveralls had a hood on them,yea you guessed it,he didn't take them off and went right in his hood.Lucky he didn't get cold and put the hood on.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Edited by - tfox on 01/09/2002 23:15:53

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Paper towel in a ziploc bag a must nothing like mushy TP! A glove?

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A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO A FRIEND HAD AN ATTACK WHILE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TUNDRA, 1-2 MILES FROM THE TRUCK AND THE PAPER. NO SQUEEZING WAS GOING STOP THIS ONE SO HE CUT THE POCKET OUT OF HIS NICE WOOL HUNTING PANTS. WHEN HE RETURNED HOME DAYS LATER HE ASKED HIS WIVE TO REPLACE THE POCKET...NO PROBLEM. WELL YEARS LATER WE WERE ON A LATE SEASON GOAT HUNT AND AS HE WAS GETTING DRESSED TO START HE WENT TO PUT ON HIS WOOL PANTS AND STARTED TO ROAR. HIS LOVING WIFE HAD REPAIRED THE POCKET BUT ALSO HAD ADDED AN EIGHTEEN INCH TAIL ON THE POCKET WITH DOTTED LINES DRAWN AND WRITEN ON THE POCKET TAIL WAS &quot;CUT HERE INCASE OF EMERGENCY&quot;. ROTFLMAO, MAN DID WE CRACK UP OVER THAT ONE.

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I have ALWAYS carried TP in my fannypack for just this reason. It's not usually called into service, but is invaluable when needed. I saw the biggest buck of this season while standing in my treestand squeezing for all I was worth to keep from losing control. He kept looking my way because I was attempting to rattle him in, but he wouldn't cross a weed field that separated us. I finally couldn't stand it another minute and got down, walked a short distance and &quot;took care of business.&quot; When I climbed back in my stand, I scared off a doe and an 8 point directly under me!