I understood it this way: After a late night of hard liquor, he awoke next to what he had mounted the night before and hoped it was a mastadon - cause it didn' t look human!

The Mastadon is clearly a fake. You can tell by the droopy ears, a clear indication that the skull had been split. [&:]

OK, whats a mastadon[&o]. I must have missed something here.

It is a prehistoric woolly mammoth. He must have some KE to pull that off even if he did whittle the tusks from wood.

Whether it' s a fake or not doesn' t concern me at this time. The truth will come out sooner or later. My only question to Wolfen is this......is it true that mastadon tastes like chicken?

I saw an article in food & field where he claims he ate the worlds largest Mountain oysters. According to the article he says " although they were large and rubbery, they were still palatable. I should have applied some more pepper and garlic for a truly delicious meal!"

I hope he cooked them with Tomatoes!!!