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:confused0024:Well i went out yesterday had a good and bad day again. I was sitting there when about 9am two does start coming down the wood line next to the bean field i am on. They where eating some beans and grass as they came on down got to the corner to enter the woods i knew they would come right in front of me. So the only time i could stand would be now or when they turn and they where moving at a good speed. the wind was from the south and they where almost due north of me so i guess another medal for my scent control. So i stand and one doe sees me but does not seem completely alarmed but she knows i am there.

When i stood my pants fell to my ankles. I am standing there full camo with my pants on my feet and thermal underwear showing. Which did not bother me except the brite white thermals. So i slowly sit down to pull my pants up. She see me sit and jumps down the trail the yearling i shot in the leg last week went down. I got to draw sitting down and turned to my right so my string was sitting on the metal bar on the stand. I moved out Little to get it off and spooked her.
She ran but the other doe. I think she was dumb or slow and she just stood there. So set my pin on her heart and let it go. I got in a hurry since the other ran made a big mistake. i had ranged the tree next to her at 26 yards. SO i thought i would set the 30 pins Little low not much. Well in the hurry and deer fever i set the 30 pin right on here heart and shot over her. :nonono2:
I did get lucky the luminock let me find the 15.00 arrow and the 8 dollar broad head in the brash even in day light. Guess it could have been worst and i could have wounded her.
But on a good note i have had three shots on does though i have missed all three i have now seen more deer in three hunts this year then in the last two years i have hunted with a bow. In fact i would say i have seen more deer this year in this one spot then i have ever in my first 5 years of hunting period. :happy0001:

lol-thats literally gettin caught with your pants down!!!! LOL-

Tim, you have some of the worse luck I have ever heard of! I mean, how in the hell do your pants fall down?!?! I am sitting here at work picturing you standing in your tree with your pants bunched around your boots. I think if I were you, I would have just stood there with my pants down and worried about pulling them up once I shot the deer. It might be time to invest in a belt!

As you stated, it could have been a lot worse, but it could have been a lot better. The question is, are you having fun? That is all that is important.

I have a feeling that you are going to connect this year. God knows you deserve a kill.

As you stated, you are seeing the deer, you just have to get luck to swing on your side. Maybe spend a few hours in a clover plot looking for a 4 leafer.

Good luck and I am really looking forward to your next post!

Hang in there. On a side note, I have nothing white to wear while hunting, All clothes are camo or green, even my white underwear I dyed green.

Hahaha. That's beautiful Tim
To be able to tell that story around a bunch of friends will make that a great day in the woods.
Good luck for the rest of the year. Hope you get one

Tim, you should have your own hunting comedy show. It would be like a cross between Benny Hill and Babe Winkleman......

All Im curious about is why were your pants able to fall down anyways? lol

lol ya i need my own show. The XXXXXXL hunter or something like that. As for the pants falling down. I forgot my belt on my blue jeans when going out. since i am so big my belly is alot bigger around my waist. I buy my pants and bought my camo pants to fit around my belly. Well when sitting there at my waist. Normaly i get up and pull them up. Or have the belt tight to my waist. Well not this time. Just think your walking through the woods and a 475 pound guy is in a tree at draw with his pants down. :barmy:

Crazy--lmao!

I've had some crazy things happen to me while hunting but I can honestly say, I have never had my pants fall down! LOL!

LOL. Tim did you take your pill today? JK bud.

Sounds like youve had an exciting few weeks. Keep practicing and hit the next one that comes by. ;)

Tim, words cant describe how awesome this post is. Your gunna get a deer this year for sure...its karma.

What a great post, even though it didnt turn out the best it seems like your having fun with it and im sure you will connect soon enough!

:lolabove:

Ya know, I try not to watch weird and scarry things before I go hunting because I get out there in the dark and my imagination can just run wild. But now I've got this image to deal with. Is that banjo music I hear?!? I'm thinking I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.

Blessings.....Pastorjim

Definetly wins the best post award of 09. :) And "The Person Most Desire To Connect" award.

I shot a doe while taking a wizz but never with my pants down.

Ill seceond this...do i hear a third?

Buddy, that is hilarious!

Shane

This thread would be priceless if it were on film, LOL!

Dude you need suspenders!!!!

Some of the craziest stuff happens to you. You should keep a diary because you might be able to have a movie made about your crazy anticks....

To bad Chris farley is dead, he was about you size.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?



To keep their pants up! LOL
Your having fun and getting chances so all is good!
Keep at it.

lol. you know i am going to rent me a video cam for a video i need to do to try out for the biggest loser i might just keep it. I had one last year but it made it 4 weeks and broke.

Lmao!!! Damn, you've made me laugh a ton with some of your posts. I told you many times Tim, I'm really pulling for you to get that 1st deer. Time to go wipe the water out of my eye's, SOB that was funny!! Best of luck!!

Hey thanks everyone for your support. Hopfully this is my year. Everyyear before this time of season i am hating it and just crashed with the way the season is going. Not this year so far it has been a great year. Plus i am 90% sure i am going to buy a muzzleloader this week so that should help out with me atleast getting one on the ground. Though my first kill with my bow would be perfect.

Just hold out a little longer Tim, the rut is coming up fast and you should be out in the woods as much as possible. I'm sure you'll get something, god knows you've had enough practice :poke:

cant beat a good range finder and a good belt. were you listening to rap on ur ipod when ur pants fell down? hehe