Deer down with pitchfork
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Fork Horn
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Deer down with pitchfork
This guy at my church had a nuisanced deer in his garden all the time. he went to scare it off one time and it ran into some metal gate or something and it hurt itself and couldnt get up. so he went up and killed it with a pitchfork. then he called up the DNR and had them come out. the DNR asks him, "u didnt kill it with a gun did u? and hes just like..no i killed it with a pitchfork. and this dude is just some short skinny wierd lookin guy too. dnr officer must have been like what the... so he gutted the deer, put it in his freezer and now he is gonna get start archery hunting...