I have decided to stop hunting.
 

I have begun to develop a sympathy for the defenseless animals that we so savagely kill, and have finally decided to stop hunting. I will still shoot my bow every once in a while, but as far as drawing back, picking a spot and sending an arrow through another animal, I just can' t bring myself to do it any longer. In this day we have plenty of meat available at the market, and I have just been introduced to soy burgers and hot dogs. You haven' t lived till you' ve tried them!

Well, this will probably be one of my last posts here. I will be donating money to other organizations now, and probably join up on their message boards, and the true meaning of PETA to me now is People for the Ethical Teasing of Archers.










Happy April 1st.;)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@] Don' t do that!

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That was a REALLY good one!:D:D[X(]

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ROFLMOA:D

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:D Yeh ,Yeh April fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just like bowling pins... line em up and knock em down. [8D]

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:D:D:DLOL!!! Very funny![8D]

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Having known you on this board for the better part of 2 plus years now I knew something was up. I just had to check it out to be sure.

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For a second there you had me too....but then I just thought it too much at one time for a hunter such as yourself. :)

The wife almost had me this morning too. She called up when I was at work to tell me that our 11 month old son said " I love you" to her. Now that is not too far fetched as he does say " da da" and " Mum-mum" but not anything like a full sentence. That evil, evil woman.;)


Good one ABM. :D

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I thought he must have been into that home brew again.[:o]

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That' s the best one I' ve heard today, even better than Saddam giving himself up.

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Yep, had me hook, line & sinker!:D

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I was just going to say that it was your loss......lol. That was a good one;):D

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Oh yeah, that was funny. Ha ha I am laughing.

Don' t make me pull out the picture of your vending machine for doing this!!;)

If you haven' t seen the picture I am refering to....check it out.

http://forum.hunting.net/asppg/tm.as...ode=&s=#261992

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That' s just wrong IL! [>:]

Taz is right though, I would be at the musk ox vending machine.:D

Nice taking shots at me while I' m gone.;)

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You just made it back on the " list" buster.

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Very good one ABM :D

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For a moment I could not believe what I was reading.

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HOLY CRAP!!! You scared me there for a minute!!! [:o]

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Ha Ha Ha

Great April fools joke. As soon as I read the thread you had me. My mind started searching for reasonings to change your mind.

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:D:D:D[&:][&:][&:]

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And I was felling sorry for you because of all that travel and the mess you had at work when you got back. Obliviously you have too much time on your hands:D. My first thought was a hacker got you. That was good, had me going all the way till your second reply ;). Now for punisment you have to stay at work another week [:-]

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Hey now, that' s a low blow! I' m here till the 17th already. Just for that I' ll post about my caribou hunting over the next two weeks. [>:] Just gotta get my parts in for my broken rest, make sure the bow is on target and I' ll be out after bou again hopefully this weekend.

April fools day should come along more often. :D

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VBM- ( YOU FORGOT TO TELL THESE GUYS YOUR NEW HANDLE IS VEGAS BOW MAN)YOU REALLY HAVE THEM GOING NOW BECUASE THE REAL APRIL FOOLS JOKE IS YOUR FIRST STATEMENT IS TRUE, WITH YOU MOVING TO VEGAS AND ALL YOU WILL PROBABLY SNEEK OVER TO HOLLYWOOD WHEN EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE OUT HUNTING. PROBABLY BECOME ONE OF A CLOSET GREENIE ANTI-WAR BOZOS[&:][>:][:o];):D HOW IS YOUR NEW BUD SEAN PENN DOING ANYWAY?[:-]

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Sean is doing alright, this war is really getting to him though. I have dinner with Martin Sheen next weekend... I' ll tell him you said hello.

I ain' t in no closet and I don' t have any that I need to come out of! [:o]

AND ABOUT THE VBM... STILL IN THE ARCTIC AS WE SPEAK, YOU KNOW THAT!!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!;)

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you realy had me goin!!! until i read the second post and it said hahahaha. so i read it agin and when i read peta stand for people for the Ethical teasing of archers. then i got it. haha good one:D

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You Dip****, Artic, I couldn' t believe what I was reading, you really had me going, and as I was reading I thought maybe someone stole your password, You are such a Dip, just remember,... PAYBACKS;)[&:] Bobby

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Wow, VBM....that is good. But if you say it too fast it sounds like VDM.

Sorry about the picking on you while you were gone, but nobody else did. And I couldn' t stand the fact that people forgot about you. So I had to remind them of you!![>:][:o]

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GOOD! Maybe now there will be some critters left for the rest of us!:D;)


BTW, you weren`t fooling me.

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Ohhhhhh, Crap, Nevermind, I woulld have to either issue a warning or something to myself. ROTF here...Arrgggh!! Always did detest the 1st of April. ;)

We love you guys up there in AK, but...that was to much;):D[8D]

Oh, but I had forgotten til just now.... I was a vegen for several years...... I will send Tammy some ideas, you will enjoy this vegan attitude much better..ROTFLMAO!!! [:o];)[&:]

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And I have a piece of green cheese fresh from my last trip to the Moon . . . I' ll sell it cheap!

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Ok, April 1st is over. Now you need to start planning for next year. You are really going to have to come up with something special to top this one....;)

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I was ready to jump on a plane and slap ya in the mouth!

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I considered myself somewhat normal untill I started on this forum, But I have to start to wonder, and I wont even get into what the wife thinks of you all![:o]:D

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Articbowman..............

This didnt suprise me. After all i hunted with you last year and i figured you where just out there to see the sights instead of shoot.................

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I think that is the lowest blow that I have ever been delt. [&o][&o][&o]

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:(Darn I was going to ask you if I could have all your hunting gear. Oh well just as well we keep you in our ranks.;)

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HEY That Crap aint funny!!!
Dont do it no more!!!
You had me scared there for a minuite[:o]