The following is a letter I was asked to forward for a friend.

Deer Mrs. Mobow,

You don't know me, but my name is Buck. It is commonly known that your husband has a grudge against me and has been quite candid in the public about wanting to kill me. I know he is trying to use my girl to get to me, but in the meantime, he is also being unfaithful to you. Just last weekend, he tried to talk her into giving him a lap dance.

I know he is coming out to the country to indulge in his sickness again this weekend, so what do you say? You and me for a nice quiet weekend? I could be there in the evening after he left and wouldn't leave your side until the wee hours of Monday morning. Here is a little more about myself:

I am a very non typical male.
On a score of 1 to 10 points, I'm a 17.
I am 250 lbs of pure muscle.
I have brown eyes
Brown hair with just a hint of white
I love low light evenings with my lady friends
I also enjoy dining by starlight
And when it comes to intimacy, I have been known to be able to go 24/7 for two weeks.

Hoping to hear from you soon,

Buck

I don't know about Mobow but judging by the above description...I've been put to shame.[&o]

Aw.....Mobow is is trouble now.

LMAO!!!

You're hysterical AF!!

thanks AF i needed a laugh after today

hahahaha funny lol

It's good to be able to laugh these days with the economy sucking and everything else going on.

Now coop......we all know that is a carbon copy of a letter your high school rival sent to you your freshman year......Oh, wait......That was so friggin long ago, did they even teach reading and writing then, or were you still signing with an "X" ??

That could be true, but the one you received in high school (oh wait, you're from MO, grade school) said: Baaa, baaa, baaa!

Honey? Is that you I hear?? No, no it's not. It's just some punk kid....[&o]