Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

The following is a letter I was asked to forward for a friend.

Deer Mrs. Mobow,

You don't know me, but my name is Buck. It is commonly known that your husband has a grudge against me and has been quite candid in the public about wanting to kill me. I know he is trying to use my girl to get to me, but in the meantime, he is also being unfaithful to you. Just last weekend, he tried to talk her into giving him a lap dance.

I know he is coming out to the country to indulge in his sickness again this weekend, so what do you say? You and me for a nice quiet weekend? I could be there in the evening after he left and wouldn't leave your side until the wee hours of Monday morning. Here is a little more about myself:

I am a very non typical male.
On a score of 1 to 10 points, I'm a 17.
I am 250 lbs of pure muscle.
I have brown eyes
Brown hair with just a hint of white
I love low light evenings with my lady friends
I also enjoy dining by starlight
And when it comes to intimacy, I have been known to be able to go 24/7 for two weeks.

Hoping to hear from you soon,

Buck

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

I don't know about Mobow but judging by the above description...I've been put to shame.[&o]:D

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

Aw.....Mobow is is trouble now.;)

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

LMAO!!!

You're hysterical AF!!

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

thanks AF i needed a laugh after today

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

hahahaha funny lol

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

It's good to be able to laugh these days with the economy sucking and everything else going on.

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

Now coop......we all know that is a carbon copy of a letter your high school rival sent to you your freshman year......Oh, wait......That was so friggin long ago, did they even teach reading and writing then, or were you still signing with an "X" ??

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

That could be true, but the one you received in high school (oh wait, you're from MO, grade school) said: Baaa, baaa, baaa!

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

Honey? Is that you I hear?? No, no it's not. It's just some punk kid....[&o]

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

LOL thats a good one! Make that up yourself?

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

man i wish i was like Mr. Buck LOL that is good!!

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

ROFLMAO!!!! Too Funny Coop!!! I bet Mrs MoBow takes Buck up on his offer. LOL

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

Thats funny. :D

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

nuts...pure nuts

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

Yeah, its funny what idle minds can come up with.

RE: Deer Mrs. Mobow
 

It sure is, and it would appear that yours has been idling for quite some time.:D:D