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HNI_Christine 09-30-2008 02:53 PM

RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
 
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.


Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: A shortage of sand.


Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

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Mikey S. 09-30-2008 05:05 PM

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Hey congrats man! It'll get better someday Fran :). You have your whole life to hunt, but maybe only one real opportunity for a great job you'll love.

Let me know how you do on your whole 3 days to hunt.... :D

later dude!

Trex 09-30-2008 05:15 PM

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Thank God I retired from the law enforcement profession just in time!
Congratulations and much success!

Rob/PA Bowyer 09-30-2008 05:24 PM

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Germ 09-30-2008 06:13 PM

RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
 
Fran good luck in your new Job. I am now Clyde without Bonnie, I will be lost. Here is the picture of you before your sex change, I will keep it on my desk and think of you. I will share with HNI so we can all remember what you looked like when you were a chick.

Good luck little buddy




BTW when I asked you what youdo to get fired up for hunting, I must say I was shocked you sent me this picture, but hey not that there is anything wrong with a former chick who had a sex change to a man, who now likes to look at topless pictures of men.



Good luck Tiger or should I say Lioness[:-]

badassbowtech 09-30-2008 06:33 PM

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Congrats man. But sorry on the responsibility front though. But looks like we know who to go to for help with all our law breaking problems. I mean alleged law breaking problems. You know theuntill proven guilty thing.......hehehehehe

jjlemm001 10-01-2008 04:53 AM

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Nice pic. It must be good to be king.

stikbow26 10-01-2008 05:02 AM

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Congrats on the job bro!!!! Now I hope some pretty 5 foot tall gorgous blonde intern tears you up on your first trial!!!! HE/HE/HE just kidding!!! Go gettem!! Walt

thehairlessone! 10-01-2008 05:12 AM

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Congrats on job! Man I would like to be the Burger King right now in that photo! LOL!

rick



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