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As a lot of you guys know,The Undisputed King of Archery recentlypassed the PA Bar Exam, and was waiting forhis law license to come... Well,the license came, as expected,andhestarted interviewing at some of the bigger corporate/commercial firms downtown.

Becauseheis so awesome, he was hired. Obviously.



Anyway, today is the King's last day at his cushy 9-5. He will take a 3-day hiatus to hunt, then, effective Monday, his Majesty will be shouldered with actual real-world responsibility, gainfully-employed at a mammoth law firm with Net Nannies and restrictor-plates on their Internet Explorers. Translation: No more Huntingnet at work.

From this point forth, the King will only be online during the evenings and weekends, sparingly. He can be reached via email, pm or cell phone.

The King's subjects are hereby asked to remain calm and not panic with regard to his upcoming and prolonged absence from the throne.

Potential ramifications of the King's absence include (but are not limited to):
[ul][*]Germ's chest hair falling out[*]Mass suicide[*]Site shutdown[*]Rogue militant uprisings[*]Bawanajim opening his land to public hunting[*]Hunsucker's guns shriveling up[*]Incontinence / E.D.[*]Depression / lack of desire to hunt[*]Mutiny attempts on the throne[*]Deer season cancelled[*]Spike in sales of "Butt-Out" tools[*]Widespread panic[*]Marked decrease in hostility on the forums[*]MN/Kyle resorting to a life of crime[*]WashingtonHunter'sdwindling desire to paint his face[*]Dark Horses scoring 1000+" of antler[*]Rybohunter draws a PA elk tag[*]Preachertony experimenting with Santeria[*]Bowtech going out of business[*]Feelings of helplessness and lack of direction in life[*]Plagues and disease affecting the whitetail herd[*]World Record whitetails harvested in Florida[*]Gay/Homosexual forum added to the site[*]Presidential election cancelled[*]Burger King crowns become vogue fashion statement[*]Chuck Norris renounces position as High Country field staff[*]Life on earth ceases to continue[/ul]
As a precautionary measure, HNI users are advised to stock up on canned-goods, porno, booze and deer decoys. Be vigilant for any suspicious activity, and keep your women hidden at all times. Guerilla tactics are permissible, where warranted. Pee at the edges of your yard to mark your territory.

That said, it's been a pleasure to share the dayshift with you guys. Y'allprovided a much-needed distraction ona lot of otherwise-boring days. Sadly, my 8-hours-a-day on the HNI forums is about to slow to a night-and-weekend trickle. Anyway, keep in touch. PM me for my contact info.

Y'all behave, and I hope you all get skunked this year.


I'm not joking. I really hope you all get skunked.

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Thank god is right! J/K congrats and hope only the best for you.

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I sense udder chaos

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good riddens!! j/k! congrats on the job buddy!!

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Well congrats on the new job:)

We will try and prepare ourselves for a lifeless forum as best we can.

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Congrats on the new job, Quik! You're a big boy now:)

If I resort to a life of crime, I know a good lawyer who will bail me out;)








(and it aint you:eek:[8D])

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haha congrats on the job. Dont be too much of a stranger

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That's great news for a young man who can go out there and make a difference! Way to go Fran!!!

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Congrats bud - was just going to shoot you a PM to see how it went!

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Now that is funny!


Don't worry Fran, as team captain i am ready to step into your throne at any moment.;)

Also, strange how im the only one who voted this as a quality post, this is a big step for HNI.

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It's about time you worked!

Congrats man. Good luck in your new venture.

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I marked quality post but I also wanted to mark gay post as this is a quality gay post. Congrats Fran! Good luck in the new position.

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Congrats on the new job. I do hope this will curtail the late night horror films. [8D] Just joking. Thanks for the humor during the day King.

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ROFL!!!! I suppose that's not much of a stretch as I am mostly Sicilian and we has lotsa dat Afican blud in us [8D]

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what are decoys needed for? Incase you drink to much booze, watch to much porn and the woman doesn't want anything to do with you?

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Al - you're in charge.

Tony - If you do ever take up any kind of alternative worship - build me a voodoo doll of a 200" buck, and jab a big needle right through its fathead. I'm serious. I'm desperate.

Greg - I enabled "allow multiple selections." I really can't hold your hand through everything. I gave you the power to click onmultiple boxes. You just blew it. It was your big chance. Now it's gone. Sheesh.

Mike - drop me a line someday.

Kyle - your mom just called. You're grounded from the internet.

Ron - you really need to get your mind out of the gutter. Deer decoys are for deer hunting. Geez. What happens between you and your deer decoys is a private matter. :eek:[&o][:-]

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Congrats King on the Job ;)hope it goes just hunkey dorry for ya :)
just cause i can.........you suck [8D]

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Congrats on the job bud.

Shane

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Congrats Fran, enjoy the new world of work! and PM me your cell # so I
can give you chit every now and then.. thanks buddy! The King will be missed. :D

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Look out boys!

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Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.


Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: A shortage of sand.


Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

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Hey congrats man! It'll get better someday Fran :). You have your whole life to hunt, but maybe only one real opportunity for a great job you'll love.

Let me know how you do on your whole 3 days to hunt.... :D

later dude!

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Thank God I retired from the law enforcement profession just in time!
Congratulations and much success!

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Fran good luck in your new Job. I am now Clyde without Bonnie, I will be lost. Here is the picture of you before your sex change, I will keep it on my desk and think of you. I will share with HNI so we can all remember what you looked like when you were a chick.

Good luck little buddy




BTW when I asked you what youdo to get fired up for hunting, I must say I was shocked you sent me this picture, but hey not that there is anything wrong with a former chick who had a sex change to a man, who now likes to look at topless pictures of men.



Good luck Tiger or should I say Lioness[:-]

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Congrats man. But sorry on the responsibility front though. But looks like we know who to go to for help with all our law breaking problems. I mean alleged law breaking problems. You know theuntill proven guilty thing.......hehehehehe

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Nice pic. It must be good to be king.

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Congrats on the job bro!!!! Now I hope some pretty 5 foot tall gorgous blonde intern tears you up on your first trial!!!! HE/HE/HE just kidding!!! Go gettem!! Walt

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Congrats on job! Man I would like to be the Burger King right now in that photo! LOL!

rick

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Who is this "burger" king you speak of?

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How did I miss this thread?[&:]Good luck and congrats on the new jobbuddy. I know you hated the old job. I'll text you daily just to annoy ya.[8D]Good luck this season, the dark horses will need it.;)