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Old 09-14-2008, 12:58 PM
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For those of you familiar with the "My New Haircut" videos, you might get a kick out of this. For those not familiar, do a search on YouTube for "My New Haircut." Mature audiences only.

***I don't necessarily like the language of the original so I kept the Bowhunting Edition clean.***


Washinton Hunter, MN/Kyle and I were kickin' this idea around. This is what I came up with.


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The following preview has been rated: R

Really Really Bloody: Mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised. This film contains lots of death. Heart shot baby!

Rotten Apple Clan presents:

My New Haircut: Bowhunting Edition

You know I went to Cabelas last night, Bargain Cave, you know, I got myself some Alpha Burlys.

Hey broski, those boots are on sale!!

You want a shot at a World Record? Ya know, ya gotta have a Drenalin.

You know what this is, this is my new Scent-Lok. You know what that means, I am slamming some Booners tomorrow. I don’t care if it doesn’t work, I just forget the wind and hunt!

My boys, there comin’ to the lease, they all shoot Mathews. They’re slammin’ some Booners tomorrow.

I’m gonna double lung every single deer that walks past my stand. Alright! I’m gonna double lung them until my Octane quiver is empty. Booners hate my Rage broadheads. And if I miss, they’re string jumpers.

String Jumpers

String Jumpers

String Jumpers

String Jumpers

Yeah this baraclava’s popped, cause I’m a stud and it’s covered in Predator!!

I swear, if another person steals my favorite funnel, I’m gonna flip.

What, you lookin’ at me on your Cuddebak? Huh?

DNR: "Excuse me sir, can I see your Hunting License?"

"Not now chief, I'm in the frickin' zone!!"

I’m the man…..UGH!

Yeah I use Tink’s 69!! I use it to slam forkhorns morning, noon and night.

Drag lines, mock scrapes, I’m in control……Doe Pee?!? Where’s the DOE PEE!!!! BROSKI, I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP SOME DOE PEE!!!

Yeah I grunt when I stop a booner in a shooting lane. That cause I want him to know I am gonna jack him right in his bedroom.

Meeehhhh

Meeehhhh

Meeehhhh

Meeehhhh

Get me two buck tags down here chief.

BIG RAAAACKS
ANTLERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HEAD GEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR

I’m gonna drive around in my Bad Boy Buggy tonight. Then tomorrow, I’m gonna use e3 Field Spray and Buck Bombs.

Buck Bomb

Buck Bomb

Buck Bomb

Buck Bomb

**hissing sound**

BUCK BOMB!!!


Coming Soon to a High Fence or Deer Farm Near You.
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Old 09-14-2008, 01:25 PM
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Old 09-14-2008, 01:42 PM
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what does this mean it makes no sense
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Old 09-14-2008, 01:43 PM
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You've never seen it Broski?

Google "My new haircut" and imagine a version geared toward hunting like BOLS is saying. I'm sure when this video hits you tube that every archer in America with a computer will crack up at it.
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Old 09-14-2008, 02:07 PM
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I just watched the youtube video and that is the funniest thing....but be aware the F bomb is used excessivley [8D]


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Old 09-14-2008, 02:08 PM
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Last year when I played football this video made our whole team run so many laps.

Ex. Where on the line and our line calls are HgH. Coaches must not have seen the video. Super funny.
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Old 09-14-2008, 06:38 PM
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Bols , that is some funny s#!t . just checked out the youtube and made sense of what your on about .
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:41 AM
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Yeah guys, like I said, I don't necessarily like the language in the original but I though the spin-off was clean and forum worthy.


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