You might be a redneck if...
08-18-2008, 02:53 PM
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You might be a redneck if...
My boyfriend posted this on another site and I thought some of you guys might be able to relate to this. It's not like Rob/PA's beautiful yard... but it works for us. 
You might be a redneck if;
...your yard looks like this.
And if you can't get all the targets in one photo...
...your girlfriend suggests arrow quivers on the back porch...
And you think, hey, that's a great idea!...You might be a plain old Redneck.
But if you can look at those targets like this...
Because you left a tree stump 10 feet tall just so you could do this...
Then the Redneck police can haul yer behind away 'cause yer guilty...
...of being a full blown, die hard redneck!
You might be a redneck if;
...your yard looks like this.
And if you can't get all the targets in one photo...
...your girlfriend suggests arrow quivers on the back porch...
And you think, hey, that's a great idea!...You might be a plain old Redneck.
But if you can look at those targets like this...
Because you left a tree stump 10 feet tall just so you could do this...
Then the Redneck police can haul yer behind away 'cause yer guilty...
...of being a full blown, die hard redneck!
