Tiger Woods I ain't, but I can still smack the crap out of a little white ball.

Checking out the new Pastors wife in churchis not good, even worse when the wife bust you[&:]

maybe the results would have been better if she hadn't just read Quiks news article

Some idiots will stay in any hand, and no amount of raises is gonna chase them out!

I can do a lot of push-ups, and that I do push-ups because I cant shoot my bow, I end up like doing 180 a day. Pretty good for a big kid.

Man who stands on top of toilet is high on pot

Man who runs in front of bus gets tired

Man who runs behind bus get exhausted

Man who walks around with hand in pocket all day feals cocky

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger

I really hate that[:@] Best part is they the river you. Than act like what a great player they are[&:]

Lotta you guys are WAY smaller than I thought.

What do you mean?

Im almost 6' and 190 lbs, and 15

And had no reason to be in, in the first place. []

That hand made 2 people happy, That West Virginia man and the guy who, he rents his trailer off of..one got paid last night, the other will get rent tomorrow! [>:]