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Best advice or saying
What was the best advice or saying someone gave to you recently or in the past! It could be about hunting or whatever.
For hunting it is "aim small miss small" and breath through the nose. For life I would say "money is the route of all evil but evil spelled backwards is LIVE! |
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"Wish in one hand, Poop in the other, and see which gets filled first"
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My opinion is there aren't any absolutes, period. – Antler Eater |
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Practice DOES NOT make perfect,perfect practice make perfect.;)
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dont spit into the wind and keep your bellybutton clean.:Dlongtime inside joke between me and a friend.
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Practice does not make perfect, perfect practice does.
Continue to do, what you have always done, and you will always get, what you always got! |
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You beat me to it T!
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hunting= if you build it they will come, ( food plots )
life= nothing is free, hard work pays off, don't bet on it and a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. |
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A life saying. "If you like what you're getting, keep doing what you're doing".;)
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Kill to hunt don't hunt to kill!!!!
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Live a little. We only get to do this once.
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Definitely not the best but how about the one in my sig?
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Save Wisconsins Whitetails, Eradicate the DNR
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" Im not a great shot, I just shoot often"--Teddy Roosevelt
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Beauty is only skin deep.... Ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Or... Don't piss into the wind or mess with the kid. |
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Do not to get caught up in all the commercial hype of hunting. Keep it simple!
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Does a bear poop in the woods, no he poops wherever he damn well pleases. *My Dad*
Waaa Hoooo means wrong hole in Indian. *My dad 1960's* |
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If it's worth having, it's worth working for-Dad
I brought you in this world, I can take you out!-Bill Cosby...used frequently by my parents while I was growing up! |
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"If someone talks a lot, more than likely a good percentage of what they say is a lie." (My Dad, and I have found this to be oh so true.)
LT |
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Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. 6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. - God's Word
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If it is worth doing, then it is worth overdoing.
Hunting is a lot like sales; a large part of success is exposure. |
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When I was shooting my longbow at the shop for the first time, an old-timer saw me struggling and walked over and said this:
"Son, that ain't no gun you're shootin'... Quit tryin' so hard to aim and just feel the shot." For a "life quote", I've always been partial to this one: "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain." |
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Ok ... my serious answer is out there ..... now for my funny one [8D]
Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger :D |
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ORIGINAL: PreacherTony Ok ... my serious answer is out there ..... now for my funny one [8D] Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger :D |
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I was hoping I could find this.....
My wife sent this to me a long time ago....after we'd been married about a year. She said in her email that she'd found the perfect epitaph for me. "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with theintention [/align] of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, [/align] but rather to [/align] SKID in sideways ---- Champagne in one hand --- [/align] Strawberries and chocolate in the other --- [/align] Body thoroughly used up -- Totally worn out --- [/align] and Screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!!" [/align] |
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ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony Ok ... my serious answer is out there ..... now for my funny one [8D] Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger :D :D |
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"To kill a deer, you have to get inside the deers mind. Their brain isn't that big, but I still got a lot of room to roam around in there" - L.P. my friend and a hunting guide.
"Wealth is not measured by the amount of worldy goods you amass here, but by how long and how fondly you are remembered after you are gone." -M.C. when asked by his daughter to define wealth for a school project. |
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"We don't need no drag rope, were dragging him out by his antlers" - Grampa 1984:D
"Work hard, play harder" |
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ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony Ok ... my serious answer is out there ..... now for my funny one [8D] Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger :D :D |
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"Respect the man in the mirror and the rest will be easy."
"At the end of the day, only GOD and YOU really know the truth. Can you live with that???" Both of the tops ones were told to me as a young may growing up, living a less than perfect life. Lots of fighting, was done during those days, but in the end, I still do respect the "Man in the mirror." Archery - "Aim small, miss small." "The choices we make, dictate the lives that we lead, to thine ownself be true." - Shakespeare Probably the MOST profound would have been when accompanying an Oncologist (Cancer Dr.) in to counsel a patient with cancer...... "You got TWO choices. Those choices aren't Chemo vs. Radiation, Surgery vs. Chemo, they are Living or Dying. You have to decide whether you are going to go on LIVING or go on DYING. Each and every day of our lives we are LIVING andDYING, but you choose which you do on that day. So are you ready to "Go on LIVING," or "Go on DYING???" Last one..... "God wouldn't give you more than you could handle." |
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ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony Ok ... my serious answer is out there ..... now for my funny one [8D] Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger :D :D |
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ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony Ok ... my serious answer is out there ..... now for my funny one [8D] Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger :D :D BTW, what kind of name is "Cubby" to call someone? Seems a little degrading.... kind of like a Mouseketeer or something.:D:D |
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Winners keep track of results. Losers keep track of reasons. George Sheehan Shallow men believe in luck, believe in circumstances -- it was somebody's name, or he happened to be there at the time, or it was so then, and another day would have been otherwise. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. Never excuse yourself. Never pity yourself. Be a hard master to yourself - and be lenient to everybody else. -Henry Ward Beecher |
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ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: LittleChief ORIGINAL: PreacherTony Ok ... my serious answer is out there ..... now for my funny one [8D] Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger :D :D BTW, what kind of name is "Cubby" to call someone? Seems a little degrading.... kind of like a Mouseketeer or something.:D:D |
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"Don't talk about it, be about it"
In hunting....hunt with a game plan, don't just stumble around in the woods. |
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Let'em go so they can grow:D Sorry
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Oh, another one that was a favorite of my grandmother - "You may think your crap don't stink, but your farts give you away!"
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LOL.....SPeaking of grandmothers.....:D
I was living in Monroe, NC.....dating a girl....and she took me to a family event. When we met her grandmother.....she asked my girlfriend what we'd been doing, lately. She told grandma we'd been out'til 2AM the night before....listening to music. Grandma never even looked up and said......"Ain't nuthin' open at 2AM 'cept girls legs". True story.[8D] |
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ORIGINAL: GMMAT LOL.....SPeaking of grandmothers.....:D I was living in Monroe, NC.....dating a girl....and she took me to a family event. When we met her grandmother.....she asked my girlfriend what we'd been doing, lately. She told grandma we'd been out'til 2AM the night before....listening to music. Grandma never even looked up and said......"Ain't nuthin' open at 2AM 'cept girls legs". True story.[8D] That's some funny stuff right there!!! LMAO!! |
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ORIGINAL: GMMAT LOL.....SPeaking of grandmothers.....:D I was living in Monroe, NC.....dating a girl....and she took me to a family event. When we met her grandmother.....she asked my girlfriend what we'd been doing, lately. She told grandma we'd been out'til 2AM the night before....listening to music. Grandma never even looked up and said......"Ain't nuthin' open at 2AM 'cept girls legs". True story.[8D] |
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