Are you an awesome bowhunter?
06-04-2008, 11:21 AM
#26
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Wisconsin and Canada
Posts: 2,415
RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Hey! I have no involvement with TDWW ! ! !
ORIGINAL: _Dan
Quick, how many personalities do you have? Let's see.....
1. Fran
2. The King of Archery
3. Um....TDWW?
Quick, how many personalities do you have? Let's see.....
1. Fran
2. The King of Archery
3. Um....TDWW?
06-04-2008, 11:35 AM
#27
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Polk County FL.
Posts: 769
RE: Are you an awesome bowhunter?
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of:
[ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul]
So that's why the King knows he's great.
What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow?
The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of:
[ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul]
So that's why the King knows he's great.
What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow?
06-04-2008, 12:21 PM
#30
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Polk County FL.
Posts: 769
RE: Why are you awesome?
ORIGINAL: BigJ71
I just want to know if the4 who checked "I refuse to vote" actually realize they voted.....
I just want to know if the4 who checked "I refuse to vote" actually realize they voted.....