Benefits of hunting vs. Banning of Hunting
#1
I am doing a persuasive speech for my speech class, and I am doing it on the benefits of hunting, as oppose to banning hunting. Does anybody know of a website I can look at for TRUE facts, or anything that could convert an anti? Thanks
#7
I would actually recommend demonstrating the values of hunting in a real-world environment.
Begin your presentation by releasing an actualwild animal inside the classroom (something harmless, like a big snake or crocodile).

Once people reallystart to freak out -instruct them all to remain calm, thenslaughter it with a golf club (preferrably a short iron). No love taps. You're gonna really wanna hammer it.
Then make a wallet or pair of shoes out of the carcass, and give it to the hot lass of your choice!

Tell her it's just like Dolce and Gabbana
That should get the point across that killing animals isn't always a bad thing.
If anyone disagrees - just ask themhow they'd like to take a 9-iron to the temple.
Begin your presentation by releasing an actualwild animal inside the classroom (something harmless, like a big snake or crocodile).

Once people reallystart to freak out -instruct them all to remain calm, thenslaughter it with a golf club (preferrably a short iron). No love taps. You're gonna really wanna hammer it.
Then make a wallet or pair of shoes out of the carcass, and give it to the hot lass of your choice!

Tell her it's just like Dolce and Gabbana
That should get the point across that killing animals isn't always a bad thing.
If anyone disagrees - just ask themhow they'd like to take a 9-iron to the temple.
#8
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
I would actually recommend demonstrating the values of hunting in a real-world environment.
Begin your presentation by releasing an actualwild animal inside the classroom (something harmless, like a big snake or crocodile).

Once people reallystart to freak out -instruct them all to remain calm, thenslaughter it with a golf club (preferrably a short iron). No love taps. You're gonna really wanna hammer it.
Then make a wallet or pair of shoes out of the carcass, and give it to the hot lass of your choice!

Tell her it's just like Dolce and Gabbana
That should get the point across that killing animals isn't always a bad thing.
If anyone disagrees - just ask themhow they'd like to take a 9-iron to the temple.
I would actually recommend demonstrating the values of hunting in a real-world environment.
Begin your presentation by releasing an actualwild animal inside the classroom (something harmless, like a big snake or crocodile).

Once people reallystart to freak out -instruct them all to remain calm, thenslaughter it with a golf club (preferrably a short iron). No love taps. You're gonna really wanna hammer it.
Then make a wallet or pair of shoes out of the carcass, and give it to the hot lass of your choice!

Tell her it's just like Dolce and Gabbana
That should get the point across that killing animals isn't always a bad thing.
If anyone disagrees - just ask themhow they'd like to take a 9-iron to the temple.



you get my vote for funniest reply of the year so far.
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#10
Nontypical Buck
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From: York,Pa
Dont know about being poached but the local butcher took one in a couple years ago that had 3 broadheads inside it grown over. It was real nice 10 point. Funny thing is the one side of the rack was about 30" smaller than the other but had all the same points.[:-]



