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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
Treestand theft should be punishable by a broadhead through the gut.
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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: bloodcreek If you have antlers and arrows sticking out of your X-mas tree then you are worthy of said man card [8D]:D |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
If you are at your stand and a squirrel comes down beside you and you scream like a little girl.....turn in your man card.
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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: aldo88 If you are at your stand and a squirrel comes down beside you and you scream like a little girl.....turn in your man card. Ryan. |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
If you're invited to a wedding during bowseason, you must go to the wedding in full camo. Walk up to the groom, slap him in the face, then plant one on his bride, then go hunting!!! Someday they might learn.  Thankfully of that group all the sisters are married now.If you cook in deer camp you don't clean. If you want to drink in deer camp you bring it. If you are going to puss and get out of the tree early, better too just stay in bed that day. You may never complain about your wifes attitude about hunting if you didn't do your pre marriage "scouting". Find out if the father hunts, and for bonus points if he has access to hunting land. Give your wife time all year so that she EXPECTS you to be hunting like a maniac all season. You may not commit to any social event untill you have bagged your buck/bucks for the year. Because you can never be sure of when that will occur you are always "booked" on that weekend, but you hope for an "opening in your schedule". Once you have bagged your buck for the year you must keep a picture of it in your phone for ready viewing to inquiring minds. |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
lol I sure have mine on my phone from 2006
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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
Looks like we are revisting this.
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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
If you constantly brag about all the trophies you see while hunting but routinely return with 1.5 year old spikes, forks, and 6 pts and say "they were cull deer." You must still get them mounted.
If you refuse to help cook or clean at deer camp, you accept the fact that you will be the recipient of all practical jokes and get last pick for stands to hunt. |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
This is the 3rd time this has been resurrected i believe? ;):D
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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law(Revisted)
Burp for the newbies,:D
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