RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

I've got one that isn't really funny. It's been a burr under my saddle in one camp I've hunted:

Nobody takes their boots off, or cracks a beer until everyone is safely out of the woods or accounted for.

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

If your wife asks you going hunting again you have the right to call the credit card company and cancel your card the next time she goes out shopping.

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

If you hunt ana area that has multiple hunters, and plan to hunt the morning, get there early so you can setup at least 1 hr before sunrise. Don't trample the woods at 7:30 am and pretend you don't see me!!! You deserve to be kicked in the sack!!

I hunt a lot of public ground and that is the worst!!!

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

"wo"man law..... Don't make your man drag and gut your deer.. you killed it.. You start and finish the work!! I can't stand when a woman doesn't follow up !!!

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

1. You have every right to wear latex gloves while gutting or skinning a deer, but your buddy's have every right to make fun of you for doing so.

2. Short-standing your buddy is grounds for a fist fight!

3. Chili is a must at deer camp.

4. If you kill a deer at 8AM, there is not a reason good enough to interupt your buddy's hunt except possible death to you. Interurpting your buddy's hunt early so he can help you track/drag/gut is also grounds for a fist fight!

5. If you miss you get made fun of............. Regardless of how mad you are about it or how big the deer was.

6. Pee bottles are never to be shared.

7. "Calling it" still applies while hunting. For example..... you and your buddy are scouting and you stumble upon a honey hole...... whoever "calls it"first has the right to hunt it first. The spot can be shared later if permission is given. Never ask your buddy for permission.

8. Have an extra reserve of poop tickets on hand at all times.....see #3.

9. At the end of the hunt.......Always ask your hunting buddy....see anything? Failure to ask this question makes you a richard cranium.

10. Under no circumstances are you allowed to piss and moan about not seeing or shooting a deer. Just think you could be working or shopping with you wife! Oh yeah..........pissing and moaning are also grounds for a fist fight.

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

Ok , but what if i ask if i can see this girlfriends rack and she says yeah ..... would i get a bollocking for showing it?

Cuz i had a one night stand and she say yeah :D Damn ...file is too big anyway .

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

And also , what if and i am deadly serious ...say a girl who live across the road appears in a lads magazine covering her rack with her hands , but is gifted in the chest and looks department ... is that allowed

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

If a buddy calls telling you he has one down,regardless of what your doing or how tired you are you go help him drag.

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

If your buddy kills a big buck during the rut, and still has a buck tag, and is too much of a girl to hunt the late season with you........ he should be stripped naked and have his sac nailed to a stump in front of the courthouse.

RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
 

But if I tell you about Suzzie last night and include pictures .... I'll get banned.[&:][8D]