100% Sucessful Season!
 

Guys,
I have spent a lot of time in the woods this year, as I usually do. I just got back from up north Wi and have spent the better part of the last 2 weels up there. I have made it through my entire season without having to take a dump in the woods! [:-]That demands respect! Had a couple of close calls but with some skillful manuevers reminescent of dance steps, I two-stepped my way out of it! ;) Remember, when washing your hunting clothes at the end of the season, remove the emergency paper from your pockets. Otherwise you'll end up with confetti which is good for nothing.

Good luck to all.

Note: This is only a small percent of what I base my sucess on.

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Way to go. Congrats. Lol.:D:D

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That's just funny right there! Speaking of taking a dump....Gotta rat out my buddy a little...

He's in stand one morning, and has to take an emergency dump.....He climbs down, walks a hundred yards away, does his business, and heads back to his stand....


Right there, not 30 yards from his tree is a 150" 10 point....He can see both the buck, and his bow hanging in the tree in the same frame.....OMG I thought I was gonna wet my pants......

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I had to stop once halfway to the pickup this year. It was a dire emergency. And I had no paper. But I had no choice. There really was no choice. The alternative was unacceptable.

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LOL!!!!

THIS IS FUNNNY!!!!

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I share that part of your sucessful season with you. I have left the woods clean this year also.:D

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I'm at 100% myself as well!! :D It was touch and go ona few morning in IL with Greg......lwft-over chili one night almost did me in the next morning. (That and the body just doesn't want to work at 3:30 AM[:@])

On stand it was like, toot.....Tooooooot..........toooot.........uh oh.:eek:[:o] Made it out for lunch unscathed though!! (I do apologize post mortum to the staff of the little BBQ joint off I57 for that one.)

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I also was % 100 :)

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So far this year I have not had any type of emergency. Last I had one though.

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Good job! So far I made it out pretty good. About a week or so ago I took my cousin out hunting with me. He is in the army and this was his first time out deer hunting. On our second day he sat in another stand for a few hours (otherwise he was in my 2 man w/ me) and he got back to my stand and said the other was pretty ragged. He said he made it about 1 hour in that stand and had to "go". We didn't take any t.p. so he had to cut the front of his shiirt off, appx the bottom6 inches of it to wipe with! Funny as heck when we got back to the truck and he took off his camo and had a half shirt on, looked like one a gay feller would wear!

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hehe too funny,much R E S P E C T

I have to admit my success rate did notequal yours GregH, but no clothing casualties were reported in my incident Im happy to report.

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At least I got quite a way from the stand. That is partial success.

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I had to hunch the very first morning.

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I am always a mile from camp or the truck befor I have to go.That leaves more then40 dropes out there in the woods this year watch your step out there.That not a bad thing ,I live in a tent or camper with no toilet in it.


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That is hilarious!!!!!! My eyes are tearing!!!:D:D:D

Check this out .... I made it through clean so far ....... however, I moved my stand before shotgun opener this past Saturday, .... I look down from my stand and next to this fallen down, moss covered tree, there lies this big ole dookie!!! Oh yeah ... there was a pair of boxers with it!!! Upon further investigation, I found out that my nephew was turkey hunting the week previous and, well, the rest is history ....[:'(]

A little over an hour later an 8 pointer gave his life to produce more of said dookie! ;):D

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Way to keep her pinched off old buddy. Nothing worse than a chicken pocking his head when your enjoying a hunt. I had a few close calls whereI could feel his beak bending but I managed to pull him back in. The only bad thing about holding him in a long time is when you do finally go it feels like your passing a Horned Owl.

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Less than 100% here[&o]. Congrats to all of you that made it.

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LOL...way to go Greg!! You've earned my respect once again :)

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you have my total respect Greg :DTaking toilet paper out of your back pocket [&:] I just use my socks and come back and get them after 5 hard rains :eek:

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Greg

Hate to be the bad apple in the bunch but any " respected "hunter would do the deed 13.5 feetdown wind of his stand and not being doing the leg cross, squat, gruntingwiggle dance out of his hunting area or whileon stand.:eek:

Nothing beats it as cover scentwhen the wind swirls or switches at the moment of truth when that big buck shows up?? Not only will it warn you of swirling/switching winds... the gag factor aloneofnasty healthy one is enough to stop a buck in his track for a good shot !! Unlike scent-lok or scent blocker... you can truely forget the wind and just hunt. [8D]

I know what your thinking. RESPECT !! :D

Tim

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I had to read this after having my worst season regarding the subject. Nearly EVERY morning during my "rut hunt", IT would hit me during prime time . . . HARD! I managed to hold off nearly every time - except the time it mattered most. Just as I decided that I should hang up my bow and "head down" to do the deed, HE showed up 25 yards away headed to the scrape that would have put him broadside at 15 yards. He saw the movement up in the tree and we did the Mexican stare off for about 4 minutes until he decided to walk back the other way. If I had waited 10 more seconds, I'd have seen him coming. He was 2 feet wide - about the widest Ive ever seen hunting and massive. He was about a 140 class and "it" ruined my chance at him. I usually don't have a problem with it, but this year . . .

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That demands it and should be given with little or no hesitation. RESPECT.

I have not been as fortunate. I'm approaching double digit dumps in the woods. I'm going for a record this season.

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I've had a pretty good season, so far in this category, but have been caught a few times. Once scouting, 2 prehunt, and one midday break. I swear a couple years agoI went every time I pulled in to the parking area.[&:]

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It seems the ultimate sacrifice would be to fill the drawers just as you let loose the death stick on a monster scoring in the 180 range.

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congrats on your.....uh...... sucess;)

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I shared this in another forum but applies here...

I know that there is a poster of a guy taking a dump while a huge buck walks by hanging in an old hunting camp I went to as a kid...Well it does happen...

Yesterday I went out early and used my climber in a new spot...Sat from first light until 8 and had to crap so bad that I climbed down..Was planning on sitting until 9 and then had to go to work...Climbed down out of the tree and found a spot to go...dug a hole with the heel of my boot and went....Decided that since I was down and that I had not seen a deer I would pack up and leave...no sooner did I get my climber on my back and pick up my bow don't I see horns coming straight at me! I mean horns!! I took a 125" 8 pt the week before and this guy was more than that!

Well I get the climber off my back and find a "spot" behind a tree and watch..this buck came in with nose to the ground to about 40yds but I could not get any closer...the whole time all I could smell was sh_t..you see the spot I picked to hide was well where I had just took a dump and wouldn't you know that I would pick the same spot...He had to have smelt it and turned around a walked away...If it was not a bow only zone he would be in the freezer....

Stuff like this always happens to me...but somehow I usually end up taking a nice buck...

Just thought I would share guys.. Not too proud to share...

Dave

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Oh dude, thats just wrong!!!! lol

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i do not havea emergancy contect form in my clothes or wallet but i will from now o neer thought of it

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you are a better man than me..... I didn't make it the first day!

lol

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There's nothing like being 20ft. up in a tree stand to get my stomach sounding like an old Rheem hot water heater perculating....ready to blow!

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Sotell me.... do I really need to post the picture?[&:][8D]

P.S. I made it through deer season also. I can't say the same for Canadian walleye fishing, turkey season or salmon camp.[:'(]