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stickler 10-20-2007 08:46 PM

The crotch snapper
 
Okay, I am not making this up, this really happened today.

I was at my local megasporting goods store looking at bows, killing some time while my kids were at a birthday party.

A young guy was next to me with his girlfriend, he had a flannel shirt on with sleeves cut off, a real tough guy. Well he picks up a bow off the rack that wasn't zipped typed and pulled it. He then gives it to his girlfriend to try and makes fun of her as she tries to pull it back. He takes it from her and draws it again to show off how macho he is when it happened. He lost his grip on the string and dry fires the bow the string gets him right in the crotch.

I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes as I am trying to not die laughing. He just put the bow back on the rack and gingerly walked away, while his girlfriend was giggling.

AND THAT is why they put zip ties on bows......

Wayne

mobow 10-20-2007 08:50 PM

RE: The crotch snapper
 
How in the hell did he do that? Was he pulling it back with his feet? What a super guy.....

cynikalHC 10-20-2007 10:04 PM

RE: The crotch snapper
 
LOL!! Yeah I am pretty sure that I wouldnt have been able to hold back the laughs!! What a macho macho man.

robdre56 10-21-2007 04:10 AM

RE: The crotch snapper
 
u shoulda made him look real macho in front of the manager when u told him the guy dry fired the bow he should buy it but now some one else has to buy a dry fired bow how fun lol


peakrut 10-21-2007 04:24 AM

RE: The crotch snapper
 
He is lucky that is all he got.

Finch 10-21-2007 04:27 AM

RE: The crotch snapper
 

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ORIGINAL: FRALEY

He is lucky that is all he got.
No kidding! He could have gotten a new bow.:D

GMMAT 10-21-2007 04:40 AM

RE: The crotch snapper
 
I'm with mobo.

How did he hit himself in the crotch? Did he lose his grip on the bow....and it come back at him?

Confused (notthattheresanythingnewaboutthat):)

Rob/PA Bowyer 10-21-2007 05:35 AM

RE: The crotch snapper
 
lmao, I'm not sure I could have keep from laughing OUT LOUD....:D Plus I know some of those guys out there so I would have had to say something.

stickler, I know where you were. ;) And it wasn't me! [8D]

extreme1 10-21-2007 05:51 AM

RE: The crotch snapper
 
HA HA HA,bet he wasnt so Macho with the flannel shirt on talking like a girl--LMAO--I cant take it anymore:D
I'll bet he left the store real quick didnt he--:eek:

Mathewsboy 10-21-2007 07:09 AM

RE: The crotch snapper
 

ORIGINAL: GMMAT

I'm with mobo.

How did he hit himself in the crotch? Did he lose his grip on the bow....and it come back at him?

Confused (notthattheresanythingnewaboutthat):)
Yeah, How did he get hit in the crotch? Please explain, I dont have to have my peepee severed if i accidentaly dry fire my bow while shooting in the buff..


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