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The crotch snapper
Okay, I am not making this up, this really happened today.
I was at my local megasporting goods store looking at bows, killing some time while my kids were at a birthday party. A young guy was next to me with his girlfriend, he had a flannel shirt on with sleeves cut off, a real tough guy. Well he picks up a bow off the rack that wasn't zipped typed and pulled it. He then gives it to his girlfriend to try and makes fun of her as she tries to pull it back. He takes it from her and draws it again to show off how macho he is when it happened. He lost his grip on the string and dry fires the bow the string gets him right in the crotch. I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes as I am trying to not die laughing. He just put the bow back on the rack and gingerly walked away, while his girlfriend was giggling. AND THAT is why they put zip ties on bows...... Wayne |
RE: The crotch snapper
How in the hell did he do that? Was he pulling it back with his feet? What a super guy.....
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LOL!! Yeah I am pretty sure that I wouldnt have been able to hold back the laughs!! What a macho macho man.
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u shoulda made him look real macho in front of the manager when u told him the guy dry fired the bow he should buy it but now some one else has to buy a dry fired bow how fun lol
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RE: The crotch snapper
He is lucky that is all he got.
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RE: The crotch snapper
Fast Reply ORIGINAL: FRALEY He is lucky that is all he got. |
RE: The crotch snapper
I'm with mobo.
How did he hit himself in the crotch? Did he lose his grip on the bow....and it come back at him? Confused (notthattheresanythingnewaboutthat):) |
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lmao, I'm not sure I could have keep from laughing OUT LOUD....:D Plus I know some of those guys out there so I would have had to say something.
stickler, I know where you were. ;) And it wasn't me! [8D] |
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HA HA HA,bet he wasnt so Macho with the flannel shirt on talking like a girl--LMAO--I cant take it anymore:D
I'll bet he left the store real quick didnt he--:eek: |
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ORIGINAL: GMMAT I'm with mobo. How did he hit himself in the crotch? Did he lose his grip on the bow....and it come back at him? Confused (notthattheresanythingnewaboutthat):) |
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