Spiders!!!
10-10-2007, 12:20 PM
#41
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: West Tennessee
Posts: 2,333
RE: Spiders!!!
ORIGINAL: SCBigBuckHunter
Little Chief,
was that 2 spiders? As if you guys didn't have enough to worry about over there. I always walk with a stick waving in front of me on morning hunts. I may looked stupid but its better then screaming like a little girl and messing up my hunt.
Little Chief,
was that 2 spiders? As if you guys didn't have enough to worry about over there. I always walk with a stick waving in front of me on morning hunts. I may looked stupid but its better then screaming like a little girl and messing up my hunt.
10-10-2007, 12:24 PM
#42
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: West Tennessee
Posts: 2,333
RE: Spiders!!!
ORIGINAL: PreacherTony
Harmless?!?!?!? LC, see pigirons description above .... not only is running through the woods in said manner dangerous, as you might tend to do a George of the jungle impersonation, but the humiliation to the freek friends I have that aren't creeped out ........
ORIGINAL: LittleChief
they creep you out, but they're harmless.
ORIGINAL: pigiron
.............the only reaction is torun like a big sissy, flailing your arms likle your on fire, .......and zig zagging through trees in humiliation from your buddies.
.............the only reaction is torun like a big sissy, flailing your arms likle your on fire, .......and zig zagging through trees in humiliation from your buddies.
they creep you out, but they're harmless.
10-10-2007, 12:24 PM
#43
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 2,385
RE: Spiders!!!
ORIGINAL: LittleChief
Is this the same one you're talking about? They're a variety of Orb-Weaver,Argiope aurantia. Growing up, everyone referred to them as "garden spiders" or "banana spiders". Most of the webs you run into in the woods are a different variety of Orb Weaver. I know they creep you out, but they're harmless. I don't like spiders either, but it would take one enormous spider to keep me out of the woods. Those "Camel Spiders" I saw in Saudi Arabia might do it. Believe me, there ain't nothin' here in the states that'll make you lose sleep like these:
ORIGINAL: pigiron
I'd rather have a King Cobra wrapped around my neck than have a unsuspected encounter with a large spider.
We have these damn "banana" spiders(or at least that's what I call them)in the fall here in Jersey. They're as big as golf ball, and sit in the middle of their webs that stretch as far as 10 ft or so in between trees. It's down right horriffic, and you never know you ran into one until the web stretches around your face and the banana spider(wish I new the real name)is grasped around your nostrils.
.............the only reaction is torun like a big sissy, flailing your arms likle your on fire, .......and zig zagging through trees in humiliation from your buddies.
Disgusting to say the least[:'(].....................Did I mention how much I could benchpress?.
I'd rather have a King Cobra wrapped around my neck than have a unsuspected encounter with a large spider.
We have these damn "banana" spiders(or at least that's what I call them)in the fall here in Jersey. They're as big as golf ball, and sit in the middle of their webs that stretch as far as 10 ft or so in between trees. It's down right horriffic, and you never know you ran into one until the web stretches around your face and the banana spider(wish I new the real name)is grasped around your nostrils.
.............the only reaction is torun like a big sissy, flailing your arms likle your on fire, .......and zig zagging through trees in humiliation from your buddies.
Disgusting to say the least[:'(].....................Did I mention how much I could benchpress?.
Is this the same one you're talking about? They're a variety of Orb-Weaver,Argiope aurantia. Growing up, everyone referred to them as "garden spiders" or "banana spiders". Most of the webs you run into in the woods are a different variety of Orb Weaver. I know they creep you out, but they're harmless. I don't like spiders either, but it would take one enormous spider to keep me out of the woods. Those "Camel Spiders" I saw in Saudi Arabia might do it. Believe me, there ain't nothin' here in the states that'll make you lose sleep like these:
This is one that you never see.....you justwalk intothemin the woods.
They're called Orb Weavers.....although I really don't care what they're called. I just want them to die.....all of them. I don't care how important they are to our environment or eco-system......just die.
Oh, and by the way Littlechief, I don't know what the hell that thing is that the soldiers are holding butit's by far more disgusting and repulsive than any arachnid that I haveever laid eyes on..........Actually, I would feel better if a moderator would delete it permanently. I'm like frikkin freaked out right now.
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10-10-2007, 12:32 PM
#44
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: West Tennessee
Posts: 2,333
RE: Spiders!!!
This is one that you never see.....you justwalk intothemin the woods.
They're called Orb Weavers.....although I really don't care what they're called. I just want them to die.....all of them. I don't care how important they are to our environment or eco-system......just die.
Oh, and by the way Littlechief, I don't know what the hell that thing is that the soldiers are holding butit's by far more disgusting and repulsive than any arachnid that I have have laid eyes on..........Actually, I would feel better if a moderator would delete it permanently. I'm like frikkin freaked out right now.
They're called Orb Weavers.....although I really don't care what they're called. I just want them to die.....all of them. I don't care how important they are to our environment or eco-system......just die.
Oh, and by the way Littlechief, I don't know what the hell that thing is that the soldiers are holding butit's by far more disgusting and repulsive than any arachnid that I have have laid eyes on..........Actually, I would feel better if a moderator would delete it permanently. I'm like frikkin freaked out right now.
Thanks for the best laugh I've had in months.
My eyes are still watering from laughing so hard. 
