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Mdbowhunter16 07-17-2007 09:56 AM

You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
1. If you're driving down the road and see a deer, you make 'thunk' 'thunk' sounds mimicking the release of your bow. 4[font="times new roman"][size="5"]5. Your kids nicknames are Fletch, Nock, and Point. 3.You call your wife Broadhead, but it's more of a suggestion than a nickname. 4.You keep your deer head in the fridge and show your friends at breakfast 5. You get up a 2:30 in the morning to climb 22 feet up a tree and wait for a deer to come by 6. You spend more for your bow and accessories than you spent on your first car 7. You have more bows than you have hands 8. If you hang a tree stand in your Christmas tree 9. If you put deer lure near you chimney to stop the reindeer for a better shot with your bow 10. You keep your cell phone on "vibrate" while hunting, in case your wife calls to tell you that your first child has been born. 11. Come September, you make all visitors to your house wash down in Scent Shield, before you let them in. 12. You sleep with your bow. 13. You spend more time in a tree stand alone then with your wifeand children during the holidays!

rankbull 07-17-2007 10:05 AM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
Nice:D

Bullet Hole Bailey 07-17-2007 10:10 AM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
HAHAHAHAHA, i might just qualify;)

BowHunterJim 07-17-2007 10:23 AM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
How many steps is this rehab prgram?

Bullet Hole Bailey 07-17-2007 10:27 AM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 

ORIGINAL: BowHunterJim

How many steps is this rehab prgram?
hahahahahah, now thats good!

LittleChief 07-17-2007 10:28 AM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
Number six fits me. My first car was only $1000.00

wis_bow_huntr 07-17-2007 11:18 AM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
crap im an addict, dont tell my wife and dont call her at the hospital and tell her where im at.

HuntingBry 07-17-2007 12:01 PM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
1, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 13 apply to me except for the birth part because I planned it to be outside of hunting season.

Rehab, who needs that? I'm happy being an addict.

m9a9g9i9c 07-17-2007 02:27 PM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
rehab is for quitters !

GRIZZLYMAN 07-17-2007 02:35 PM

RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
 
Great! Can I add one (true);

You open your back door, stand at the front inside wallof your house with your rangefinder andmeasure the distance from there to your back fence (28 yards), and check to make sure that your shot won't nail your refrigerator on the way out.

My wife caught me measuring the distance and told me to cease and desist.....I wanted an inclement weather shooting plan when she and the kids weren't there. :D


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