You may a bow hunting addict if....
07-17-2007, 09:56 AM
#1
Fork Horn
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Rising Sun, Maryland
Posts: 411
You may a bow hunting addict if....
1. If you're driving down the road and see a deer, you make 'thunk' 'thunk' sounds mimicking the release of your bow. 4[font="times new roman"][size="5"]5. Your kids nicknames are Fletch, Nock, and Point. 3.You call your wife Broadhead, but it's more of a suggestion than a nickname. 4.You keep your deer head in the fridge and show your friends at breakfast 5. You get up a 2:30 in the morning to climb 22 feet up a tree and wait for a deer to come by 6. You spend more for your bow and accessories than you spent on your first car 7. You have more bows than you have hands 8. If you hang a tree stand in your Christmas tree 9. If you put deer lure near you chimney to stop the reindeer for a better shot with your bow 10. You keep your cell phone on "vibrate" while hunting, in case your wife calls to tell you that your first child has been born. 11. Come September, you make all visitors to your house wash down in Scent Shield, before you let them in. 12. You sleep with your bow. 13. You spend more time in a tree stand alone then with your wifeand children during the holidays!
07-17-2007, 12:01 PM
#8
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Phoenixville, PA USA
Posts: 5,541
RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
1, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 13 apply to me except for the birth part because I planned it to be outside of hunting season.
Rehab, who needs that? I'm happy being an addict.
Rehab, who needs that? I'm happy being an addict.
07-17-2007, 02:35 PM
#10
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Texas and Arkansas
Posts: 1,496
RE: You may a bow hunting addict if....
Great! Can I add one (true);
You open your back door, stand at the front inside wallof your house with your rangefinder andmeasure the distance from there to your back fence (28 yards), and check to make sure that your shot won't nail your refrigerator on the way out.
My wife caught me measuring the distance and told me to cease and desist.....I wanted an inclement weather shooting plan when she and the kids weren't there.
You open your back door, stand at the front inside wallof your house with your rangefinder andmeasure the distance from there to your back fence (28 yards), and check to make sure that your shot won't nail your refrigerator on the way out.
My wife caught me measuring the distance and told me to cease and desist.....I wanted an inclement weather shooting plan when she and the kids weren't there.