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Old 04-27-2007, 01:48 PM
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I just wanted to share a funny story that I heard today. A good friend and hunting partner has been talking with me about buying a new bow for over a year. He finally settled on the Bowtech Guardian as the one he wanted. I got a call from him today, and it turns out he has his new Guardian. But the funny thing was that while he was fondling them at Sportco, with no intention of making the purchase today,he drew it back several times and ran it through the paces. As he hands the bow back to the guy at the counter he says, "Aw, let me see that for one more draw." Well since even seasoned bowhunters make mistakes, he dry fires the bow on accident. The guy behind the counter's jaw drops and he points to a sign hanging up that says, "You dry fire it--you bought it!" So at the end of the day and $820 later, he now owns a new Guardian that is being sent back to Bowtech for x-rays before he gets to take it home. I just thought that you guys would get a kick out of this story.... I know that I'm still laughing!
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:53 PM
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Thats a real knee slapper.
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:55 PM
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Thats a real knee slapper.
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Thats a real knee slapper.
I hear ya, Chris. I guess the only thing that would have made it better is a compound fracture, or two!
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Old 04-27-2007, 02:00 PM
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Hope the poor guy don't have a heart attack. His good friend might hold a parade.
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Old 04-27-2007, 02:03 PM
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Thats a real knee slapper.
LOL Chris ..... I believe I detected a wee bit of sarcasm in your response ...
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Old 04-27-2007, 02:06 PM
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Hope the poor guy don't have a heart attack. His good friend might hold a parade.
OMG, I just spewed coke colaall over the place
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Old 04-27-2007, 02:54 PM
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ouch
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Old 04-27-2007, 03:09 PM
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Hope the poor guy don't have a heart attack. His good friend might hold a parade.
You're killing me Motown!

this dude's probably never gonna post here again and if he does you have scarred him for life!

Not the most ideal way to buy a bow.........but I bet it worked on the wife though."honey...I HAD to buy it....I broke it."
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Old 04-27-2007, 03:31 PM
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I've got pretty thick skin to be scarred too badly, hahaha
But if he'd have shattered the limbs, then I would probably have went over to get a picture and posted it! LOL
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