*JB*

Well I had some spare time on my hands so I thought I would have some fun. If your name is in this(Atlas) please take no offense. It is all in good fun.


Whitetail got Rack by JB


Intro:
Oh my god
Rob, Look at that Rack
It is so big, uh
He looks like one of those mature deer I hear about, but, uh, y’know, uh
Who understands those mature deer anyway, uh
They only want to shoot him because of his huge antlers, okay
I mean his rack
It’s just so big, uh
It’s like out there
I mean, uh, WOW
Look, uh, he’s just so big

*rap*
I like big racks and I can not lie
You other hunters can’t deny
When a buck walks in with a big ol’ waste
And an even bigger rack in yo face
You get pumped
Wanna pull that bow
Cuz it’s the big one you been waitin fo
Look at the rack he’s wearin
Your hooked and and you can’t stop starin
Oh big one, I wanna stick an arrow in ya
And take your picture
My homeboy Germ tried to warn me
But that Rack you got
Makes me so horny
Oh big ol’ tan skin
You’ve just about seen the end
Well use me use cuz you ain’t that average yearling

I’ve seen you struttin
But now you are ruttin
Sweat, wet, You’re a Booner I will bet

Atlas is tired of magazines
Saying QDM is the thing
Take the average deer and put it in his way
It’s seen it’s final day

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
You want that mature deer (hell yeah)
Then scout it, (scout it), plant it, (plant it), grow that healthy deer
Whitetail got Rack

(New York face with a Kansas Rack)

I like’em wide and tall
Especially late in the Fall
I just can’t help myself
I’m acting like Fred Bear
Just wanna kill a trophy deer

I wanna get it home
And uh, double up uh uh
I ain’t talkin bout TV

Cause high fence huntin just ain’t for me
I wanna’em real thick and juicy
So find that drop tine double
JB’s in so much trouble
Beggin for a piece of that double
I’m looking at whitetail videos
So many big deer chasin hot does
A word to big thick whitetails
I wanna kill ya
Then take you home and chill ya
But I gotta be straight when I say wanna hunt
Till the sun goes down
Looking for big ol’ brown
But some say their not around
Cuz them punks don’t wanna find em
They would rather work and play
But Greg’s Hard and he’s strong
And he’s gonna get some huntin on

So Fellas (yeah), Fellas (yeah)
If you want the big one down
Then get out there
Stick it out
Even Jeff got to shout
Whitetail got Rack
Whitetail got Rack

Yeah Justin
When it comes to deer
Antlers got everything to do with my decision
160”-24 inch spread
Uh Uh
Only if he’s at least three

lpv77

your nuts!

Germ

Just great!!!!

we have to sing this at the HNI get together!!

MichaelHunsucker

Haha, exactly

gzg38b

You've got way too much time on your hands!

Rob/PA Bowyer

But it's good, I was able to sing it against the beat. Very well done but their right, too much time on your hands, some talent but too much time.

No Mercy

thats awsome

PA Hardwoods

Way too much time on your hands!!!!!!!!! But cool none the less.

*JB*

Guys it took me like 5 min. It's not something I worked on for 2 days. LOL

MOmightymite

That's pretty awesome. It flowed really well and you could actually keep a beat. I agree about the too much time. You wanna come to MO and help me study for finals?